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Well, after burying my grandfather, and that funeral mass laden with Orange County Republican dog-whistles, I think I am no longer even jokingly half-Catholic . . . ah, who am I kidding, I'll still quip that mangopost

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(Hot 2021 predictions)

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Becoming a "sovereign citizen" not because you're some Dale Gribble rantjob but simply because admitting "American" is so godrotten embarrassing anymore

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And speaking of, I quite recommended "Man of Tai Chi." Keanu plays the antagonist, and he produced it as a star vehicle for his longtime stunt double. Cool stuff if you're into the martial art genre. !movies

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Drew Carrey is really working this Pierce Brosnan look, I have to say

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Nudist household. Open minded. No limits.

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The smell, I admit, there's not much doing anything about...

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Jesus actually Potato Knishes, if I meant "Toby asshole Keith's beer for my stupid moron horses" then I would not habe Screwgoogled "Wayne Bradshaw lift up our glasses" now grapeing would I have?????????????????

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I'm a bad enough dude that seagulls don't poke me in the coconut

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"I can lead the nation with a microphone, with a microphone... but I have nothing to say, nor desire to lead"

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And then... it was time... for EVERYONE to drown in the sweet sorrow https://youtu.be/y69gQtAdHKc

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My grandfather probably taught me more than anyone else about sticking it to The Man. Dissatisfied with their representation, he was part of forming a new labor union. One of their first demands was equal pay and breaks for women - at the time, women weren't only paid less, but entitled to shorter breaks, per corporate. Naturally, the company's first offer was to slash the men's pay and benefits. They went on strike. And, you know what? The community supported striking workers. Grocers extended credit. People would respect the picket line. He fought, really sacrificed, for what so many of my generation (and even my parents') take for granted, and even discarded. His brother fought in the Army for WWII, despite not even being a US citizen, and went on to enlist in the Navy for Korea an 'Nam. Anyway, long story short, the last things I told my grandpa were - "I love you," and "We beat Trump." He acknowledged both, through the veil of near-death sleep. I guess that'll have to be enough.

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Don't run away; it's only ME!!

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Poll: who is more incoherent, under-assorted-influencae!Scribus or ... papaya I forgot the or, maybe Ozzy?

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"Dead Man's Party," but I only invite the previously-deceased to my own funeral wait what do I even mean here

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Ever wanted to huck a molotov at a Mickey-D's because some greasy-faced teen can't wear a mask?

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Well, my grandpa died on Wednesday, and I jacked up my belated Thanksgiving cheesecakes, how'd y'all's weeks mistreat you? https://www.instagram.com/p/CIKbhe0jQn3/?igshid=1mmbxvyjeufim

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I would love to know how I manage to make four knuckles pop eighteen times at once (actually wait maybe that would be horrifying)

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2020 is a S U C K and the hits don't stop comin' and aww crap I can't ethically quote Smash Mouth thanks to Sturgis now can I

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Also I still don't know if Switch streaming will work or not, but the webcam does!

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...but they're filled now, already XD