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  1. I didn't think it needed to be said, but my official position is that Black Lives Matter, and Fuck the police. Thank you and goodnight.

    about 2 days ago from web
  2. I basically only have ideas for Adam Sandler movies.

    about 3 days ago from web
  3. It's been a minute, how's everything/everyone holding up around here?

    about 4 days ago from web
  4. Wonder what the president bought a Walther for

    about 5 days ago from web
  5. I wonder what news today will bring. I'm waiting for the stress to be the one last thing for Spraytan's heart.

    about 5 days ago from web
  6. @moonman@bananaposter.club USB debugging is not the same thing as developer mode.

    about 6 days ago from loadaverage.org
    • And I feel like the asshole for sitting here and watching them, after first shouting, then yelling, then cursing, then fuming, then apologizing, but I swear to god I have tried to grow something for years with setback after bullbanana failure and right now these goddamned gourds are about the only thing I have going for me in my life and I swear if anything happens to them I will jump in the pool wearing ankle weights

      about 7 days ago from web
    • @mangeurdenuage https://nitter.net/ColonelSklar/status/1266255313792950273
      That's quite an interesting thread indeed.

      about 7 days ago from loadaverage.org
      • So do I cut the scene in The Twin Souls 5 where civilians start looting or nah

        about 7 days ago from web
      • Trump saying the loud part out loud by claiming that expanding voting rights would be the “end” of the Republican Party. Is it 1964 again?

        about 9 days ago from web
      • @vegos It is possible, and it is the behaviour now :-).

        about 9 days ago from loadaverage.org
      • @adiwan Hey, have you seen this alleged 6-foot Burger King crown? https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-05-26-burger-king-germany-social-distancing-crowns-fast-food-24433428.html

        about 10 days ago from web
      • > > The idea of implementing SQL on top of a key-value store isn’t unique to CockroachDB. This is essentially the design of MySQL on InnoDB…
        @clacke Though I guess what they mean is that InnoDB stores data on drive in a KV fashion. But I don't know what in the InnoDB physical stucture can be compared to a key-value store, so the comparison is strange to me.

        about 10 days ago from loadaverage.org
        • mangoing FINALLY, Twitter. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875528

          about 11 days ago from web
        • @mangeurdenuage @hakui @roka Heh, you've noticed :-). Yes, I've forcibly renewed all WebSub subscriptions.

          about 11 days ago from loadaverage.org
          • @clacke After the Oracle acquisition of InnoDB MySQL started a Falcon project to make a storage engine better than MyISAM independently from Oracle.
            The project was scrubbed the moment Oracle acquired Sun.

            about 11 days ago from loadaverage.org
            • @clacke InnoDB has been bundled with MySQL ever since the Oracle acquisition of MySQL, since version 5.5.
              And MariaDB has always used InnoDB by default (XtraDB until MariaDB 10.2 to be exact).

              about 11 days ago from loadaverage.org
              • Amy “Nobody’s Perfect” Cooper

                about 11 days ago from web
                • @mrmattimation I'm not certain how someone stupid enough to commit a false 911 call while she knew she was being recorded was still able to, you know, walk upright and draw breath. Some "master race" these lops represent...

                  about 11 days ago in context
              • I cannot understand the weird fascination of customers and manufacturers for wireless airbuds.

                about 12 days ago from web
              • Cancer culture

                about 12 days ago from web
              • also I don't wanna hear any "haha this guy is surprised to see the left eating itself" bullFluffle Puff because I want it on record that I would throw any number of neo-woke glamour progressives in front of an oncoming freight train

                about 12 days ago from web
                • @tiff Oh, just let me organize a rant on content warnings, and how an initially good and considerate idea has turned into a mollycoddle circlejerk, and if you're so terrified of spiders that I can't say "Spider-Man" that's YOUR problem, etc etc

                  about 12 days ago in context
                • @scribus I am wholly sympathetic towards people with those sorts of predispositions but at the same time we are at (arguably past) the point where people act like the Internet should be catered towards them and their sensibilities specifically and it's to the detriment of years of societal progress

                  about 12 days ago in context
              • there's no way around it; the minute any of my tweets gain any sort of traction I will have to delete this account so as not to get cancelled instantaneously

                about 13 days ago from web
              • @lnxw48a1 That's easy to explain: nginx is a much better choice for a reverse proxy than the above-mentioned :-).

                about 13 days ago from loadaverage.org
                • What is worse than a 3-year old little brat? That brat's parent(s)! I'm in murder mode.

                  about 14 days ago from web
                • More "Tuca and Bertie," yatta~ https://variety.com/2020/tv/news/tuca-and-bertie-adult-swim-season-2-netflix-1234614376/

                  about 14 days ago from web
                • I have dealt with enough computer problems in the last month to make me want to buy an iMac and never ever ever think about what goes on inside my computer again

                  about 18 days ago from web
                • Let's ride the second wave https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-05-18/over-100-million-in-china-s-northeast-thrown-back-under-lockdown

                  about 19 days ago from web
                • @vegos You know, OStatus, ActivityPub, work in progress.

                  about 18 days ago from loadaverage.org
                  • @roka @mangeurdenuage Not necessarily. Something this romantic may just have spread quickly across Europe.
                    This stuff's in high demand.

                    about 19 days ago from loadaverage.org
                    • @mangeurdenuage @roka In English the expression is "my other half", in Russian – "моя половинка".
                      There is a non-poetic word for a spouse, which is "spouse" %).

                      about 19 days ago from loadaverage.org