Notices by Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark), page 2

  1. @mrmattimation Entropy card.

    about 5 months ago from web in context
  2. I've heard of horny on main but someone just posted Potato Knishes vore on my twitter timeline

    about 5 months ago from web in context
  3. @tiff Have you tried grabbing his shoulders and yelling "WE GOTTA RESPECT WOMEN"

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  4. @tiff Try virtue signalling

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  5. @scribus All things serve the beam

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  6. @awl but what are they practicing for

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  7. @scribus It's like if the "First we need to talk about parallel universes" guy was an insane anti-semite.

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  8. @awl No, he follows up that paragraph with "I don't really care about that now I'm more concerned about how Jews did 911" http://pny.lv/2hwrz

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  9. @ceruleanspark My favourite part about this is that it's the least deranged thing the guy says.

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  10. "You know Jews get welfare using all kinds of scams right, not just the Israelis. For example, Jews copyrighted the letter 'U' and make all companies with 'U' in their logo pay them millions each year." - Reddit

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  11. Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist.

    about 7 months ago from web
  12. @mrmattimation After all, that's how they caught the Zodiac Killer!

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  13. @mrmattimation If he'd been sucking less, he wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  14. @tiff Yeah that's the sound

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  15. @tiff That's not what I was implying

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  16. @tiff http://pny.lv/2di4g

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  17. @tiff Suck a million dicks! Go legally brain dead from lack of oxygen from choking on a million dicks!

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  18. @tiff >Clawhauser is overrated

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  19. @adiwan My friend once accidentally named dozens of D&D locations after foodstuffs

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  20. Good lord, what is going on in there?

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  21. @tiff What if the child is Hitler

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  22. http://pny.lv/2cj6o GAZE INTO THE IRIS

    about 7 months ago from web
  23. @thelastgherkin Which of you is the hotdog and which of you is the hamburger

    about 7 months ago from web in context
  24. @awl I can't believe you'd call me a statusnet admin you cuck

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  25. @awl Like "War criminal"

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  26. @mrmattimation @redenchilada who is "Not a furry" actually would.

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  27. The neat thing about naming my Rimworld colonists after RDN members is I can finally live out my fantasy of murdering @tiff and wearing his skin

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  28. @thelastgherkin honey no

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  29. @rdnz It's handled by mailgun these days, so it ought to be. I used to run postfix on the server, but the hosting company has an abysmal reputation among anti-spam providers, so 90% of peoples notifications just got junked.

    about 8 months ago from web in context
  30. @thelastgherkin I would play the mango out of that

    about 8 months ago from web in context