Notices by Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark), page 2

  1. https://youtu.be/7AC3YVCwQKs

    about a month ago from web
  2. This elevator is gonna be our coffin

    about a month ago from web
  3. I fixed the clock, so that probably broke everything else. At worst, it fixed federation.

    about a month ago from web
  4. BREAKING: Gibraltar calls EU a cuck http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/03/eu-will-not-give-way-gibraltar-diplomats-say-talk-war-dismissed/

    about a month ago from web
  5. “I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”

    about a month ago from web
  6. @stumpuswhumpus Is this madoka

    about a month ago from web in context
  7. http://i.imgur.com/fJOhz4u.jpg so that's where he went.

    about a month ago from web
  8. @tiffany The government and your father crossed me Morty, and I made them go away.

    about a month ago from web in context
  9. Nine seasons and a dipping sauce

    about a month ago from web in context
  10. Destiny 2: September 8th. Bernie Sanders birthday. Coincidence? I think not.

    about a month ago from web
  11. TFW you're trying to get ready for bed but your lights need a firmware update and you can't turn them off.

    about a month ago from web in context
  12. So Rob Schrab continues his campaign of kiwiing terror on twitter

    about a month ago from web
  13. @thelastgherkin Or that one time lord The Doctor shot in the face

    about a month ago from web in context
  14. @thelastgherkin what about Misty

    about a month ago from web in context
  15. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T5rCSmduaY

    about a month ago from web
  16. In honor of national coming out day, I'd just like to say: You're all gay.

    about a month ago from web in context
  17. I'm glad the Chiliad Mystery Investigation is going so well and doesn't sound completely deranged at this point: http://i.imgur.com/IpJTKjh.jpg

    about a month ago from web
  18. I'm a simple hitman. If you give me a target and have him stand anywhere near a woodchipper, one thing is going to lead to the other

    about a month ago from web
  19. @mrmattimation Typical american attitude. "Just buy a person and make them do it"

    about a month ago from web in context
  20. The problem with shaving is that I have to look at myself, which makes me want to commit suicide, but /not/ shaving leads to me developing a neckbeard, which /also/ makes me want to commit suicide.

    about a month ago from web in context
  21. "If you are seen placing a mine, it will be considered a suspicious act" thanks hitman.

    about a month ago from web
  22. @adiwan Close your eyes and visualise the following: You are running through a forest, and see a hive hanging low in the branch of a sycamore tree. If you do not know what a sycamore tree looks like, you can substitute oak, or cedar, or any other large tree. You think it may be fun to throw rocks at the hive. You are misguided. Bees begin pouring out. An unending torrent of bees. They are swarming you. They are stinging you, and you are flailing in a futile attempt to get them off. It's worse now and they have crawled inside of you. In through your tear ducts, and down your throat, muffling your screams. Now they are the ones that are desperate. Desperate to escape their new fleshy prison. They bite and sting, in an attempt to escape from you, but you have no way of letting them escape their bonds despite it being the only thing in the world that is important to you at this very moment.

    about a month ago from web in context
  23. There are no bees in Equestria

    about a month ago from web in context
  24. @mrmattimation So no one told you life was gonna be this GAY

    about a month ago from web in context
  25. @tiffany What the Fluffle Puff does that mean

    about a month ago from web in context
  26. @tiffany SaygoodbyetoExodiaaaaa

    about a month ago from web in context
  27. Living the Imperial dream: https://i.imgur.com/hJJ9ltO.jpg. Be Rich, Fly a Dick.

    about a month ago from web
  28. @tiffany I wanna be the very BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST

    about a month ago from web in context
  29. I'll just leave this here https://github.com/reek/anti-adblock-killer

    about 2 months ago from web
  30. Hey RDN, do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

    about 2 months ago from web in context