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  1. Scribus Scribus

    I swear, I'm about to start walking down the street with a hammer in hand for the next halfwit who can't be bothered to lok where they're driving. It's self-defense.

    Friday, 11-Oct-19 17:25:49 UTC from web
    1. Alcoholic Beast Alcoholic Beast

      @scribus The only hammering I approve of is the Sledgehammer.

      Friday, 11-Oct-19 18:30:05 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @drinkingpony You mean like Peter Gabriel?

        Friday, 11-Oct-19 20:24:02 UTC from web
        1. Alcoholic Beast Alcoholic Beast

          @scribus Silly Scribus. 1 part Lime Juice, 2 parts OJ, and 9 parts Vodka ofcourse.

          Though I have seen some bartender make one with 1 part Cognac, 1 part Light Rum, 1 part Calvados, and a dash of Pastis once... There are strange people in this world.

          Friday, 11-Oct-19 20:56:45 UTC from web
          1. Scribus Scribus

            @drinkingpony Either way sounds like it'll get one hammered.

            Friday, 11-Oct-19 21:05:27 UTC from web
            1. Alcoholic Beast Alcoholic Beast

              @scribus What's in a name ? That which we call a sledgehammer would still break yo grape by any other name.

              And if we are talking about the drink you can add "and smell just as sweet"

              Friday, 11-Oct-19 22:37:33 UTC from web
    2. Cerulean Spark Cerulean Spark

      @scribus I've got an axe in the back of my car for that.

      Friday, 11-Oct-19 23:13:14 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @ceruleanspark Well, I was on foot at the time.

        Saturday, 12-Oct-19 00:50:23 UTC from web
    3. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

      @scribus i read a story about a cyclist in NY that went apePotato Knishes on some Uber driver with a U-lock. Hell, gotta do what you gotta do

      Saturday, 12-Oct-19 02:03:20 UTC from web
      1. Scribus Scribus

        @awl Yikes, brutal... but, not unsympathetic.

        Saturday, 12-Oct-19 17:42:45 UTC from web