Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)

  1. @midn Ohno, invader! Quick, without looking, howmuch hooves do I have?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  2. @scribus Aye, that is true.

    I did actually wake up once, did my morning routine, got to the shower to brush my teeth but when I looked in the mirror I noticed that I had no teeth, also no mouth, so I looked at myself and I saw that I was THE ENTIRE DEATH STAR !!!

    So yeah, then I woke up and did my actual morning routine this time, being quite bored as I did that actually. Thinking something along the lines of 'I think my dream just bluescreened or something'

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  3. @scribus Because you are not a ray gun ?

    about 4 days ago from web in context
  4. Now that the total grapestorm has died down somewhat I could finally figure out what just exactly happened this day and I must say I grieve for the people whom died in New Zealand. I hope I did not offend anyone with my stupid lighthearted joke and I'd probably do well not to turn on my TV or go to Twitter or whatnot for the coming months for it looks like the fallout of this is going to paint the landscape for quite a bit.

    I abhor things like this and their fallout. The chances of nothing coming from this except for hatred and misunderstandings.

    about 5 days ago from web
  5. I too wish Mr Matt a smoof car.

    In the very least he'd be safe from Norm.

    about 5 days ago from web
  6. @scribus It was more like a bad joke though.

    Like the recent games pretty much, Eyyyyoooo...

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  7. @scribus I blame you for reminding me that Plants vs Zombies exists and used to be a fun non milked-to-death game.

    about 5 days ago from web in context
  8. The political fingerwagging on Social Media has exploded again. I was looking at it and despite people's best intentions they are all seemingly dancing on the graves of those poor people. The only partially redeeming people who are opening their mouth on this are those who remain at least somewhat logically consistent.

    But even those who are get called out to the point where it is not even funny anymore, sometimes being cited 'dude, timing !' or even 'But you helped cause this' somehow though a web of logic that is only one you could understand if you took a side in any of this.

    What staggers me the most is that when the vocal minority calms down again we know that they are going to turn their eyes to those who would prefer not to take a side.

    ... I'm sorry, I just got out of bed and I have not gotten my daily self-prescribed dose of whiskey yet ...

    about 5 days ago from web
  9. @scribus " the general atmosphere of the internet and this outrage culture we're going through"

    Oh, yeah, Outrage culture. Also known as the "Age of Apathy" for some. I know nothing of The Simpsons so I guess it is/was a recent episode.

    But I guess most people have forgotten about it now since Notch ( the Minecraft dude ) done did something.

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  10. @nerthos I am sorry, what are you two talking about?

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  11. @scribus I was thinking of the developmental issue that arrised when there were essentially two blueprints of the sheep to be found inside of Dolly.

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  12. 22 years ago, human-scientists cloned a sheep. Dolly the Sheep they called her. But I am pretty sure it suffered from something that sounded like 'checkerboard'-ism? If someone knows the exact name of that, I would love to know it, for google is not playing nice with me on that font.

    about 12 days ago from web in context
  13. @scribus Depending on wether he was trying to find the/a story, his sanity.

    about 12 days ago from web in context
  14. TIL : There is a Reddit board to share stories of how someone "Ate the Onion" (meaning, someone who believed The Onion articles to be 'for real' instead of, as they are, saterical). There is probably a metric truckload of bait and bad posts, but some things are just too far gone to even halfway suspect anything but honesty.

    Go check out /r/AteTheOnion. I'll double your money back if you do not find it funny.

    about 13 days ago from web
  15. @scribus I can understand that you want to get positive feedback from a physical exam. But I can also understand that you want a negative feedback from a "drug test"

    So I'll do the only thing that would be possitive regardless

    suddenly pompoms Go Pee !!! You can do it !!! Still pompoms

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  16. @scribus That's right

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  17. @nerthos Not my first choice of anarchistic flavor to nuke something, but at this point I am far too interested in what will be an AnCap pokemon to think of a better one.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  18. @nerthos I can not wait for the other starters.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  19. @thelastgherkin I can imagine Doctor Egon Spengler going "It would seem that you were just called one, whatever a chimp chomp is"

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  20. @adiwan Well I did play the Anthem demo-thingie on PC. With a what I think I remember to be a full bottle of Tullamore Dew before I started. So I at least know you are absolutely correct in that if you mix those two brain-destroying entities.

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  21. So apparently now the news is creeping up that if you play Anthem on the console you have a chance of damaging your console.

    about 16 days ago from web in context
  22. @nerthos Oh, neat. Are you going to play Caesar ?

    about 17 days ago from web in context
  23. @scribus Since I am pretty sure I watched it on TV on a channel owned by RTL, and it started at 23:00 (11 PM I believe that is), So I am pretty certain that it was not anywhere a new show at that time. But then I would have to assume mostly that RTL are cheapskates (they are) and that 23:00 is nowhere near prime-time for either a premiere or a new-ish TV show.

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  24. Some 10 years ago I remember seeing a police show on TV and loving it, but I could never remember the name. The squad-cars were black and white, there were 3 newbs, one ( the main character ) was obviously Italian, the guy whom was supposed to teach him could have been Officer Hightower in appearance but with Samuel L Jackson's potty mouth and mean demeanor.

    Anyone know what show I am talking about? For it seems google has failed me, big time.

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  25. @nerthos I loved that you just referenced one of my favorite movies.

    about 18 days ago from web in context
  26. @mrmattimation I think I downed just about the right amount of 'happy juice' to imagine a bunch of politically motivated individuals marching through the streets, picket signs in tow.

    "banana Right ! FrankerZ Rights !"

    I really hope the word filter does not change that body part into a Mango again.

    about 19 days ago from web in context

    The feelings towards what I just witnessed can only be equated to the other feelings and desires.

    Mostly feelings of anger and desires to strangle a mouse.

    Now it could still be good, don't get me wrong on that. But the way this thing was framed did not only mess with my childhood (in combination with a VA I am quite fond of) but the combination that Leia can only be badass if she is reckless and almost a mango about it together with the reason why she demoted Poe in TLJ is messing with my head.

    "Thanks Disney" I say while rolling my eyeballs and doing my best 'Sarcastic Dr House' impression.

    about 19 days ago from web
  28. @mrmattimation Seinfeld? Oh man. I'm sorry for your nightmares.

    I am sorry for anyone and anything that got to hate canned laughter thanks to that thing.

    about a month ago from web in context
  29. Dear people of TicToc.

    I was drunk, please stop enabling me by liking this so much. 6455 likes and counting. It's stupid. Also while the audio-decibel-jump probably would not blow up your speakers, while deliberate, still not 'fun' in my book.

    about a month ago from web
  30. @nerthos Short answer : Gravity.

    Long answer : Sudden catastrophic acceleration and deceleration of the cooling apparatus.

    Normal answer : Someone dropped it.

    about a month ago from web in context

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