Notices by Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony), page 2

  1. No little Timmy, you must not laugh at that joke, it was made by [insert group of people] and they are [insert derogatory term]

    Little Timmy : "But that joke was actually funny"

    This is actually something I saw playing out while chilling in the park. Humans confuse the hell out of me sometimes.

    about 8 days ago from web
  2. @tiff About 5 hours ago I did not know who he was. Right now I think I know more than the average person, stopping just short of starting to wear a tin-foil wapped Collander/strainer/big-ass-sifter.

    Do I think my life has been enriched in any way ? Not at all. Heck it might just be worse.

    I think he tried to play real-life as I play MineCraft. Thinking about 20 MooShrooms and a patch full of wheat. I am ignoring a whole lot, but it is hard to type something funny sometimes. Flashes a Creative Licence

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  3. @adiwan In this case it goes to ground.

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  4. This explains so much.

    Thanks a lot nature

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  5. @scribus alright, that was awesome.

    about 9 days ago from web in context
  6. Soo. I am AbSoLuTeLy miserable right now. The doctor gave me some antibiotics like 3 days ago and I still have popped constantly ringing ears, a throat that looks and feels infected, constantly the desire to cough ( which is not doing me any good ), swallowing is a giant pain, and according to my friends I look and sound like a pirate with scurvey.

    Oh yeah, my voice is totally gone. I mean sometimes half a word comes out if I try to talk.

    If I might make a request. Send me some wholesome stuff. I kinda just watched every cute animal picture on the internet. So yeah, I need something new to do.

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  7. @adiwan I do not know of any garden walls. Would you be kind enough to explain ?

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  8. @scribus about 70% insanity and 30% "Well my parents had no idea what they were doing, I can do better"

    And yet everytime I look at those figures ( before submitting this dash ) I can hear Vaas's words reverb in my head and increment a certain number untill it exceeds, Idunno, how does 200 sound ?

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  9. @scribus I wanna say "Bathos" but that fits so well for the KKK only if it were fiction.

    Also it would not really answer your question.

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  10. @adiwan Talking about princes of darkness, necromancy, and all those other dark arts.

    I command you to live again, my old Paypal

    Those comics shall be mine :D

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  11. @adiwan Well I could link you the Music Video but I am more a fan of this old thing

    about 11 days ago from web in context
  12. Crazy, but that's how it goes
    Millions of people living as foes
    Maybe it's not too late
    To learn how to love and forget how to hate
    Mental wounds not healing
    Life's a bitter shame
    I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
    I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

    Nono you idiot, that is not what @adiwan meant at all.

    I'll definitely give it a watch though

    about 12 days ago from web in context
  13. @scribus ... No ? Because I am pretty sure that everyone, even if they do not see eye to eye on the definition, that the situation is quite Potato Knishesty and thus undesirable.

    I was mostly talking bout some IRL thing just now. "Name a movie or series that despite having a Mary Sue were good" 'Ehmm, ohkay, Star Trek The Next Generation, mostly the episodes without Wesley' and then we got into a load of BS regarding how words can only mean what is in the dictionary because Wesley is not a woman. Then we fell down the rabbit hole of what it means to make a new word or where slang comes from, whether it is legitimized as soon as it is on UD or some form thereof. Which led to whose definition we use. Pluto was mentioned, drifted off into whether we should or should not use caution around the Cancer word and whether that would be objectively or subjectively a good thing.

    And at the end I hear the words "Well... I disagree with virtually everything you said, but I do not think you are insane" o_0

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  14. Soo. I just want to rant about 'objectivity' vs 'subjectivity'. They are not polar opposites, heck they might not even be opposites in some cases.

    The first is the belief that the facts support some claim, the second is the belief that your claim is backed up by feelings.

    Enter things like "Is Pluto a planet ?" "Is the Scorkl project a scam ?" "Does the FREE Electric work as advertised ?" "Does getting your lip pierced hurt ?" and then I ran out of non-politically-charged stupid questions.

    In order "Depends on if you are talking to a scientist or a space-enthusiast" "You would be crazy to expect that thing to work as advertised" "Yes but only if your house uses 10W10A in a day" and "depends on your personal pain threshold".

    If at any point someone goes "But my belief in objectivity/subjectivity is the only correct one because it is mine" then my eyes become like ping pong balls in a front loading washing machine.

    Feel free to add some other examples.

    about 13 days ago from web in context
  15. Option 1 : Do nothing

    Option 2 : Go check ALL of your luggage to see where the speakers went even though it is HOT as HELL and... .. . .. ... Who am I kidding we all know it is going to be option 2. I need my tunes.

    about 14 days ago from web
  16. @adiwan You have my sympathies. All of them.

    But hey you try explaining to your boss/superior that you could do the bare minimum to comply with what he wants versus doing what is needed to make it 'easier for the future' with just a little bit more elbow grease.

    Mine got all iffy when I explained to him that the amount of paperwork he needs to do is negligable by the mess that would or had been avoided previously. I also bought examples.

    It was not taken kindly.

    about 14 days ago from web in context
  17. Things that might actually get off of the ground soon

    I am well aware of the double entendre

    about 15 days ago from web
  18. I heard through the grapevines that there are a LOT of Twitter users that change their profiles to Germany, mainly or only because Nazi-ism is illegal over there.

    And I am like... "Alright... Why ?" I mean people obviously think that there is something to gain by doing so ( whatever it is ) but there is bound to be a crackdown on such behaviour sooner rather than later. For starters you can not expect to use Germany's 'filter' for free. I guess.

    about 15 days ago from web
  19. Voice, totally gone. Camp is getting to me. I must survive...

    But first, what in the name of black and sweet tasty goodness do you call these things ?

    about 17 days ago from web in context
  20. I'm gonna need someone to back me up in the great "Battle for Middle Earth 2 : Rise of the Witch King" versus "Battle for Middle Earth" debate.

    There is also the village idiot who thinks that the whole debate is stupid since you can install both games in German and revel in high quality voice acting.

    about 20 days ago from web
  21. @mrmattimation Putting things on the backburner just because you are scared of what you might find is a road to disaster.

    Probably unrelated, this just popped in my head

    about 20 days ago from web in context
  22. You know you might have had too much beer when regular water starts to taste like beer.

    ... Or maybe this is beer... ... Well it is in a spa bottle, and I believe in the label...

    about 21 days ago from web
  23. @scribus Typen while totally fubar

    To quote someone and I am not sure if that made any sense but

    "I do not think you can prove, even mathematically, that anything above the 13th dimension even exists, since the 12th dimension is effectively EVERYTHING"

    Buuuuut, yeah, I think generally people just think that you can add D's to the chess and make it sound smarter for smarter people.

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  24. Brainfart If you are the only person playing 15D chess. Are you then the best in the world who is playing it, or the worst in the world ?

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  25. @adiwan Talk French for instant +5 modifier on your roll.

    about 21 days ago from web in context
  26. @adiwan Little known tidbit. People will seldomly bother you with 'stunts' like this as long as you bring a cameraman.

    Silver tongues and bluffing get less done than the game of acting like you are doing something legit.

    about 24 days ago from web in context
  27. I have gotten my hands on a 'toy' that someone did not want to play with anymore. Said he did not care anymore since he thought it was broken since it would flash but not boot through afterwards. Or something like that.

    Well I am going to give it a go, probably when I get back home, flash it myself ( or whatever it is you need to do ), whack it a few times. If nothing else I will just re-use the heat-pads and project-box. Also use the board components for desoldering practice.

    Pretty sure this is the datasheet of the product ... If only there was some video showing how to do a simple project from point zero onwards. You know, like with all those Raspberry Pi YouTube video's out there.

    Alternatively my Google-Fu is worse than terrible since I am at Camp.

    Alternative to the alternatively alternative, I am too FUBAR to recognise that I am too drunk for any of this schtuff RN.

    about 24 days ago from web
  28. Did I mention that I was at Camp during this heat-wave ? ... Taking a shower now that the temperatures have seemed to 'normalize' felt like the coolest hug I ever got.

    about 24 days ago from web
  29. @scribus Aww, I hope that someone with a better job proposition comes along soon.

    Not gonna lie, I have NO idea how 'that' works. But the best of luck nontheless.

    about 24 days ago from web in context
  30. @adiwan I'll play that game with you

    What is 320 Euro's ?

    [ Looks it up ] Well, used ones are more expensive than new ones, I am about right on the price though. Not that I would pay that for that.
    [ Looks further ] ... I think I would buy an RX 5700 if pressed to buy one RN. Way more umph en par to a RTX 2080, However it is team Red.

    about 24 days ago from web in context