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  1. Good news! Pinkie Pie is still the best one

    about 8 hours ago from web
  2. whoa

    about 21 hours ago from web
  3. Well, the post office lost my package. And they made sure to remind me it wasn't insured. Because I should have to pay extra for you to be basically accountable for your core job? Contacted the merchant for replacement.

    about a day ago from web
    • @scribus I think that the standards for USPS employees are actually lower than just having a smuggler send you whatever you want on a Chinese freighter

      about a day ago in context
    • @mrmattimation Smuggler ? Wait, what. That took a turn.

      "Yeah, ehmm, Mr Ranger Solo sir, Could you please get this package of legal computer components to my friend in California ? Why no, I do not object to haveing it being transported in between the cocaine and MDMA."

      P.S. I do not know any Chinese Smuggler names, I do know that the Solo Star Wars Movie was renamed to Ranger Solo in China.

      about a day ago in context
  4. Oh thank the maker that my ISP fixed my woes right in time for the second sonic trailer.

    ... Well strangle me with butter and call me the cable guy... It does not suck

    I am pleasantly surprised.

    about a day ago from web
    • Stuff I need to ask an actual German:

      What is the difference between "Haferkleie" and "Haferflocken"

      about a day ago from web
    • I want to buy art from an artist (Joshua Wright ) but always when I receive the Patreon notification email that his art is available it's already sold out.

      about 2 days ago from web
    • Well, I am pretty much not gonna do anything online with a pipe of 0.15M down and 0.01M up with a ping of strangely enough 14.

      I would call my ISP but I am pretty sure they are sleeping.

      about 2 days ago from web
    • I think we're about to find out if a President can un-sign a bill.

      about 2 days ago from web
      • @mrmattimation He would not be the first important leader in the history of the world to at least to try and undo something that he did before. Heck, not even the first woman if you count Neferusobek. But outside of the shadenfreude factor. Why is that funny to you ?

        about 2 days ago in context
    • As opposed to feeling odd topically.

      about 3 days ago from web
      • @scribus Isn't that just a fancy way of saying 'odd things that are related to the topic'. Such as pretty much everything used to make fun of the situation in every abridged show ever.

        For some reason I have to think of this thing

        "The Gods are showing us the truth about our past, I give you our sexy ancient Egyptian ancestors"

        You know the rest.

        I love oddical topicness, or oddness topical... or... well now both words and all variations thereof just sound made up to me.

        about 3 days ago in context
      • @drinkingpony I had meant less "odd things" and more "things which are relevant, but to an unexpected degree." Which probably has a 90% overlap, anyway.

        about 3 days ago in context
    • I just had the new She-Ra explained to me by a die-hard fan of the old series

      Essentially she thinks it is like taking a beloved franchise that she feels she has supported thoughout the years, by buying merch and all. Someone got their hands on that IP because essentially you can not 'make' a new IP work in the modern oversaturated world. Then added so many new borderline cringe modern 'themes' to it till it pretty much only resembled the beloved She-Ra only in name. I mean For Fox's Sake (I choose to believe she actually said 'For Fox's Sake') they put a first draft D&D character into the show for crying out loud.

      Imagine your grandmother learned you how to make granny's apple pie, and then 20 years later she asks you to make her some apple pie just like how she used to like it. Only to have a conversation not even 5 seconds after gramma tasting it about "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TOOK OUT THE ASBESTOS ?!?"

      Strange woman, but made some sense.

      I only know 1 person who likes new She-Ra.

      about 3 days ago from web
    • And with that, I am officially halfway to where I ought to be for #!

      about 3 days ago from web
    • Oh and just because it will bug me to hell if I do not say it.

      Ripley and to a lesser degree Wonder Woman were my role models growing up. Confident, assured, and with a go-get-em attitude, also good posters.

      But Ripley was a 'too soon' kinda thing so it never really mattered, and it is considdered a too old movie nowadays to even get taken seriously as a recomendation. Even though it really should.

      Also, Wonder Woman ( comic version, Lynda Carter, Gal Gadot ) had to stand aside as Captain Marvel was triumphantly claiming to be the First Female Cinematic Superhero ( seriously, google those 4 words and stand amazed at the amount of scrawled diarhea ).

      But hey, I guess I should be glad that the Black Panther craze has died down so Blade ( Wesley Snipes ) can be black again. Eventually a new product comes along and the cycle repeats itself.

      To end this # on a high note. or at least a funny, here is something I don't nearly link to enough

      about 3 days ago from web
      • That feel when memes sell out? (I say "Hang it, man! Get that money!")

        about 4 days ago from web
      • This is a GREAT watch . The level of awareness is so warped in all 6 of these individuals that I could build a case study out of it for psych class.

        But I would probably upset a LOT of people regarding either religion, flat eartherism, or globe eartherism.

        By the end, the person that could be referred to as Karen even makes the closing arguments that "We do not derrive our beliefs from finding a statement and then only using supporting evidence. You claiming that I derrive my beliefs from religion is a fallacy !" and "Hiding behind 'rocket science' is similar to religion, if you look at the catholic church back in the days 'Only WE can interpet the Bible, you have to listen to what we say' so in a lot of ways we're getting that same from science that says that only they can interpet what those numbers are and you just need to trust them"

        Me personally ? I hold no stake in any of them being right. It was good to laugh at.

        about 4 days ago from web
      • In what world does saying "Dee Double You Aye" equate in any way faster than just saying "Driving While Intoxicated". And while I can see arguments being made for "Well, that is a difficult word to prenounce", the same happens with "Dee You Aye" 's

        Yes, in text form DWI and DUI are faster. I'll give you that.

        about 5 days ago from web
      • Disney+ is starting end of March next year in Germany. Gonna put on my eye patch and put a fake accent. Arrrrr.

        about 6 days ago from web
        • @adiwan It won't even have the Mickey Mouse Breakfast Club ! I call hax !

          Eyepatches are fancier than streaming services, Arrr.

          about 6 days ago in context
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        • @drinkingpony To be honest: I'd be willing to pay for it just for the convenience sake but that limitation of access makes it very hard.

          about 6 days ago in context
        • @adiwan I would be willing to pay for a LOT of conveniences. But things like "Oh yeah, you are not going to get that specific thing you wanted" ( like with the whole F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Netflix thing, since they were on, and then off, and then on again, and made a couple shows unavailible since they were bad in current era ) or "we are going to split the market in order to give more choice to you, the consumer. Oh do not worry about paying more, that is the price of progress baby" / "We are going to break the monopoly by screaming at it really hard with 'our' monopoly" ( Such as with Steam vs Epic or Netflix vs HBO-Go vs Peacock vs Amazon Prime vs HBO Now vs CBS All Access vs YourMomTV )

          Oh hey guess what, I found my old Jolly Roger Tricorne with matching outfit.

          I look, fancy :D

          about 6 days ago in context
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      • I think I’m handling PAC money.

        about 6 days ago from web
      • ( after work )

        Can someone please put me in cryosleep untill it is legal to projectile-transport people into space ? Like a cannon or a trebuchet or something.

        about 6 days ago from web
      • It seems like that anything that remotely benefits the general populous in the USA is seen as socialist or communist by somebody in power with financial (self-)interest.

        about 7 days ago from web
      • "Riyonn Farsad reveals scenes of the show ( The Apprentice ) were 'edited out' to make him look more stupid."

        I'm sorry, no. You did not even know when WW2 was.

        And before anyone goes 'Oh but everyone knows when WW2 was, because it was terrible'. I just saw a clip of Freddie Bentley ( reality TV star ) saying on Good Morning Brittain that he would rather have learned in school about more pressing issues that he could have used IRL because he found himself unready for reality once leaving school.

        Here is the kicker, he thinks that school should trim back on what school teaches about WW2 and more about Brexit.

        Tell you what mate, if Brexit becomes a long and bloody battle and takes untill at least 2050 before they finally back out, then I agree. But since that is not the case, I think people would benefit a LOT more learning what actual Nazi's were !

        This # made my blood boil. How people can be this dumb is beyond science, it is witchcraft.

        about 7 days ago from web
      • I like reading all of these weird hot takes about how Virginia, former capital of the confederacy and one of the last states to abolish Jim Crow laws (we still had some in the 90s(!!!!!!!)) is now a communist state

        about 7 days ago from web
      • I hate when food goes bad before the expiration date.

        about 7 days ago from web
      • Three weeks of work: !vgp !art #

        about 14 days ago from web
      • The great thing about having vacation is that you can binge a new season when it is getting dropped. I watched all of She-Ra Season 4 today. Would I binge it if I had a normal work day: yes.

        about 8 days ago from web
      • Trump has a clean record of never having campaigned for anyone who lost.... which I assume is why he hasn’t done a single campaign rally in Virginia despite (or perhaps because of) Republicans facing losing their last footholds in the state.

        about 8 days ago from web
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        • @drinkingpony There’s 100% a path to re-election that doesn’t involve Virginia, which is why I’m confused why he’s targeting this state. He’s planning to offset potential losses in PA, WI, and especially MI by flipping Colorado, Nevada, New Hampshire, Virginia, and New Mexico. Problem is Clinton won three of those states by 5% or more and they only got more Democratic in elections after that. Realistically I could see him winning New Hampshire and maybe Nevada, which is TECHNICALLY enough assuming he loses the Great Lakes and wins Maine’s second congressional district, but it’s not at all a comfortable margin, and Democrats winning even one more electoral vote (ie by winning Nebraska’s 2nd congressional district) would screw him. His best path to victory is maintaining states he already won, not winning new ones, and going after the swing states that went for Clinton is a very weird move.

          about 8 days ago in context
        • @mrmattimation Ohkay, I think I found the sore spot right then and there.

          > "best path to victory is maintaining states already won, not winning new ones,"

          That is way too much true to the whole idea of political ideologies eating themselves once they get more and more totalitarian. That is "Back your base !" "Back Your Base !" "BACK YOUR OWN FRIGGIN BASE !" untill you have alienated everyone that was not already part of the in-group by the first time those words were chanted.

          Back to modern day America. No group is going to win without the support of the people who feel no strong affiliation and rather let the policies ( or gut ) speak to them. Hell, the Rust Belt voted surprisingly Trump after 2 election cycles of "Hope".

          Not to say I would not be surprised that in the campaign office they jokingly talk about 'It is not about winning, it is about sending a message' while giving it their best Michael Caine impression.

          But it honestly sometimes is, just about sending a message.

          about 8 days ago in context
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        • @drinkingpony It’s all in state leans really. If Trump doesn’t win Wisconsin, he can’t win Michigan, and if he can’t win Michigan, he can’t win Virginia, if he doesn’t win Virginia, he can’t win Colorado, etc, etc. Once you lose one state it becomes a lot harder to win states that lean further from you, not impossible, but harder.

          about 8 days ago in context
      • What the crap!?

        about 8 days ago from web
      • Well, we're boned.

        about 8 days ago from web
      • "Waaah Waaah Waaah ! Our healer is not healing."

        Nonsense, you get healed the most. You guys just spread out too much for me to heal you guys effectively

        Teammate 2 : "Yeah, our Pip sucks !"

        **sigh** Wait till the end of the round... Wait till the end of the round...

        Oh hey what do you know, I got rated Most Valuable Healer at in the end of the round stat. I got WAY more than average for a Pip, and the healer on the opposite team was Seris, I outhealed Seris. Wow. Suck on that stupid team that said I could not heal !

        Aight, this is just a weird flex and rant at the same time. But hey I just started playing Paladins and this is the first actual bad salt game I had.

        about 9 days ago from web
      • Regarding the mysterious packet that I didn't order and is at the customs office: I cannot get it because I lack a confirmation of purchase. So I will never know what exactly was in there. It'll haunt me until death.

        about 10 days ago from web
      • Today at the flea market was frustrating. Everywhere I looked FIFA games. One seller had all FIFA games from 2006 onwards to 2015. I don't understand the dedication for this.

        about 10 days ago from web
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        • @drinkingpony It needs a lot of self-hate to buy a sports game and doing it repeatedly.

          about 10 days ago in context
        • @adiwan Fans are gonna fan, untill something happens that makes them not want to be a fan anymore.

          I remember reading about some guy who had made a MCU-Wall, containing the DVD cover for every Marvel Superhero movie ever released, complaining about how he did not really like one particular movie but was still deadset on getting the thing for his wall since else his collection would be incomplete ( this was years ago )

          Extreme fans gonna extreme fan I guess.

          Hell, kinda reminds me of this 2 hour long thing of some guy who was harassing a movie critic on Discord for a debate for his opinion on a movie was SO WRONG he simply had to correct the narrative, or at least attempt to, it was a total fail and is probably one of the best examples of how to learn from other people's mistakes ( ) Its quite humorous at times, but I am not sure if I can recommend it unless if you got 2 hours to waste.

          ( Such as when on CCTV monitor duty at work at night)

          about 10 days ago in context
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        • @drinkingpony Oh, right, the punchline. At one point this guy ( the one who repeatedly went "DEBATE ME ! DEBATE ME !" ) had to admit that the movie just was not that defendable, or even good. But then he said "But you are still going to get the blueray/dvd right" and was promptly laughed at in a "Haha, but why tho ? We dislike/hate the movie"

          about 10 days ago in context
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