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@dekken we live in a society https://mangoposter.club/attachment/944454
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twitter just grapeing nuked my account because i set my age properly
about 14 hours ago from web-
@awl i had it set to 1/1/97 because it wouldnt let me put 98
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AU where I'm brave enough to click that button http://rainbowdash.net/url/872670
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twitter: hey we fixed this so you can put your actual age
me: excellent i'll do that
twitter: gotcha kiwiabout 13 hours ago from web -
borderlands 2
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Reason #3: Above all-else, Walmart straight-up sucks, and if you’re just getting blown, why are you even buying condoms in the first place?
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Reason #2: Walmart puts all of their condoms in a locked box so you can’t go through the self-checkout. You gotta get judged by a cashier. She’ll look at you and say “ew, gross, you’re shopping at Walmart of all places?”
about 15 hours ago from web- Scribus likes this.
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Reasons not to buy condoms at Walmart:
#1: Shopping at Walmart, period, is the single-most embarrassing thing you will ever doabout 15 hours ago from web -
don't drink and think http://rainbowdash.net/url/872669
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This is very boring
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@mrmattimation That's why I live where the earthquakes are, no sheltering, no warning, over in minutes. Sure, the very fabric of Earth itself is attempting to kill us, but it's still only one elemental to fight. Until the downed lines and cracked pipes touch off fires, and the dams burst....
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@scribus Tornadoes aren't especially common in Virginia, and if they are they're usually not very powerful. It's because parts of Hurricane Florence finally made their way up here (after I'm already back from evacuating, hilariously enough) and it's hitting a different weather system head-on so the weather is all appleed for the time being.
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Imagine this for a second: papayaing in rhythm to the Cantina Band
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I have been stuck in the student lounge basement in my dormitory for an hour hiding from a radar-detected (ie unconfirmed and possibly nonexistent) tornado
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So this town has actual proper tornado sirens, it feels like I just entered the Silent Hill otherworld
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@mrmattimation I was out watering the garden one day when the university by my house had a test of its community warning system, definitely makes one take a second to listen.
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i thought a punchline would come to me but then it didn't so now we're left to wonder what life would be like if eric andre voiced steven universe for some reason
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Donald Trump is having a campaign rally in Nevada tonight. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought he didn’t like setting foot in states that didn’t vote for him?
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@mrmattimation By this point, he's probably convinced himself they did. Why would anybody not?
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@scribus The real answer is that the current senator of Nevada is a Republican and his seat is seen as one of the most vulnerable, but, you know, it's fun to pretend
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@mrmattimation Indeed!
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Steven Universe but Steven is voiced by Eric Andre
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Donald Trump is the best thing to happen to the Democrats tbh, they’re all getting their banana together (and getting elected in places they have no business getting elected) because of him.
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I didn't know Amazon is selling its own brand of 3D printer filament
about 2 days ago from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I know how small and petty and inconsequential it is, but waking up to these little daily awards after releasing a cartoon is so nice. It makes me feel like I’m doing SOMETHING right.
I... don’t feel like that very often. http://rainbowdash.net/url/872667
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Well that was an all-too-relatable emotional roller coaster
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