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it's cool how all our real civil liberties have been replaced with abstract collectivist bullpapaya that doesn't benefit any normal citizen.
free press, or right to protest stuff in the streets.
meanwhile i can go to jail for saying "lol holohoax xD"- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Welcome to Belarus. Show your passport. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/438124
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Dinosauri abkhazomorfi
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Since I need to practice spoken english to get rid of the accent, I've decided to focus on gaining a stereotypical cowboy accent when speaking the language, as it'd be hilarious in contrast to my elegant spanish.
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 10:56:17 UTC from web -
i felt the same way i did after reading @cutscenes timeline as i did after watching the first 80 episodes of naruto
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https://bananaposter.club/attachment/642553
MFW they thought the "free market" would build the roads-
@rw @moonman what are your guise timeslines full of mine are mostly just you four people i write to most often lately. i dont see anyone from my gs sdf org instance ever post anything unless @hakui is from my gs sdf org times but really its a hodge podge of anyone who ever follwed me on other networks and i love how gnu social doesnt make it about how many followers you got, at least off the bat. i guess one of my goals for my Internet show that ive learned as i have written through the wee hours (rare but my friend told me it was friday night and i had to party so i did a bunch of research went to sleep a bit and wokeup to write to yall) anyways kemono friend... hahahah
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@rw @moonman @hakui oh waw how could i network with 810 very important people. im talking i want to be in the VIP. get me in the VIP. !! smj (ebin) is making me famouos on sdf by banning me and saying i hacked the root files for some important crap i cant remember anymore. just kidding he never said that but someone disabled sql or some important internet language like python for all the users idk but i never saw a chat with 800 people on sdf but the UNIX numbers on the system dont like up over 800 days even. i even wrote a killer ad on gnu social for sdf that got @mushmouth hooked on sdf for a minute until the community turned on him *NOTMYFAULTBRO*
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How to install Mastodon
The recommended method:
1. Sign up for kiwiposter.club
2. Don't bother installing Mastodon
3. Enjoy having access to more than 35% of the fediverse- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@cutscenes The only real reason to go on mastodon is if you're japanese.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6TsX_7xlkU Good waifu song
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 10:19:11 UTC from web -
Strongly associate avoiding counterproductive application of cognitive biases with appleability?
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@zep hey man im sorry i said banana you a bunch of data, it sucks. the main point is i cant turn off the pointing domain numbers or at least point my site to a cool domain. it just hangs there when you try to load it. something happened at sdf and they changed IP addresses to the host where my site was on http://norge.sdf.org/. so what do i do for an openbsd machine, i've never installed fonts on openbsd before @rw save yourself some time and dont reply to this. lulz.
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@markov @rw dude check the status i clean it every once in awhile if you want to get down with dj zep go to https://5th.live right now or https://zeptar.live
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Is that @lambadalambda in the back? https://gs.smuglo.li/file/8eda40b84c46f6fcb197b517bbed2954a32e09a629168bd52bebf2286fa6cc72.jpg
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 10:13:52 UTC from web -
do you think damon albarn wanted to become the next bowie/beatles when he created gorillaz way back when? do you think when he wanted any of this back when he was singing lo-fi songs titled #1 and #2? do you think the constant demand from these parasites and their harvest of his soul will drive him to madness. do you pressure him with your politics. do you make him madder and madder. run him from his creativity. demand more. More. Insult him and cast him out if he disagrees with you. It's hot. This is music.
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@rw oh i haven't listened to it yet. i'll give it a shot and let you know what i think. oh and the guy that invented gorillaz idk is he under a lot of pressure, you know, i have a gorillaz tshirt and i know the characters a bit, but honestly i never thought it was the coolest concept ever, i did draw the drummer or bassplayer whatever the gorilla is in a sketchbook a long time ago he was holding a pig and said something funny on his tshirt.. so the guy who invented the gorillaz is hailed that high? wow. did not know.. hey... "I'm happy, feelin glad, got sunshine.. in a bag.. im useless, but not for long.. The Future.. is coming on and coming on.. FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF MY CAGE TIME FOR ME AINT NOTHIN CAUSE IM COUNTIN NO AGE YOU WOULDNT BE THERE I WOULDNT BE SQUARE ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD!!!
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@rw Dude, you can't feel sad for them, anyone knows that's what you have to do if you make music for a living. It's like getting a job cleaning pools and complaining it's wet and dirty.
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@nerthos he's not getting hit. I just wrote a dark post.
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yui's there
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I'd have to get a tiny gas engine or something to be able to make the chassis out of steel. Then it'd be basically Sheer Heart Attack but with a gun instead of a bomb. I can put a cheap smartphone inside to have cockpit camera.
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 08:59:18 UTC from web -
Thinking about building an RC tank that fires .22
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 08:55:54 UTC from web -
So I saw a mouse earlier, that ran towards the stove when it saw me, and hid under one of the burners. Gentleman that I am, the first solution that came into my mind to be out of such a boner was to fully open the gas and blast the foul vermin to oblivion. Sadly it escaped from the gas.
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 08:11:23 UTC from web -
I think I might learn arabic at some point. I always liked how it sounds and there's lots of money to be made in places like dubai.
Friday, 28-Apr-17 11:10:25 UTC from web -
This FyreFest thing sounds like Dashcon turned up to 11, hipster apples paid up to $12k or more to get a grape tent in a field, be abused by security and have their stuff stolen.
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@cyberpotato But does it have a ballpit
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@nerthos Apparently it had a bar till that burned down.
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Friday, 28-Apr-17 11:03:30 UTC from web
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Pineapples weren't enough.
Friday, 28-Apr-17 10:58:15 UTC from web-
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@tiffany Volcanic hemorrhoids
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Plant-Animal inter-evolutionary line smut, starring Alex and a coconut.
Friday, 28-Apr-17 10:58:04 UTC from web -
slowly becoming acclimatised to the taste of coconut
Friday, 28-Apr-17 10:44:11 UTC from web -
@shpuld Pretty phantasmagoric.
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@shpuld Cute
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You know that one movie with the kids and the fence or whatever?
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I'm not asking someone to learn how to optimize endgame stat bonuses in their first day or anything, but at least check the settings to learn how to switch chat channels
Friday, 28-Apr-17 10:43:41 UTC from web -
Hoping for a world where every player is smart enough to learn their way around a new MMO in their first day.
Friday, 28-Apr-17 10:42:01 UTC from web -
Then again it's impressive how many players fail to grasp obvious stuff. At least once a day someone goes on zone chat to say "don't leave items on a chest you opened so that a new chest can spawn". Half the time someone replies to that with "what if their inventory is full" despite the fact you can just mail some stuff to a friend or guildie if that's the case.
Friday, 28-Apr-17 10:37:41 UTC from web -
I've been playing ESO lately and saying stupid stuff to confuse people has been my main source of fun in there.
Friday, 28-Apr-17 10:29:50 UTC from web-
@nerthos How do you shot web?
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@cyberpotato @maiyannah Not so much pretending to be an idiot who doesn't understand basic game mechanics, but rather saying stuff no one expects anyone would say to get them to stop whatever they're doing and think "...what"
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Like walking up to an orc in full plate with a bear skin covering head and shoulders and telling him "Who's a cuddly bear? who's a cuddly bear? You are!"
Friday, 28-Apr-17 10:31:38 UTC from web
