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  1. "The Flames Rained Upon The Ungrateful Ponies Of The Land, And Celestia Said: 'Should You Be Unhappy With Your Life, You Will Hold Your Tongue. I Have No Time For Those Unwilling To Accept Their Place In Live.'" -Bow Tie 15:23-

    Monday, 31-Oct-11 01:43:13 UTC from web
  2. "And Celestia Raised Her Hoof High, The Skied Erupting With Her Rage, 'I Made Pony In My Image! What Right Do They Have To Disagree With My Holy Word?!'" -Bow Tie 15:22-

    Monday, 31-Oct-11 01:32:59 UTC from web
  3. I Thought Celestia Already Struck His kiwi Lightning.

    Monday, 31-Oct-11 01:28:06 UTC from web
  4. Drunk typing is much easier than I remember.

    Sunday, 30-Oct-11 09:02:38 UTC from web
  5. I am wasted. Blame @carcino.

    Sunday, 30-Oct-11 09:00:07 UTC from web
    • # http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4gPZPKJc0s

      Sunday, 30-Oct-11 08:17:44 UTC from web
    • Good morning.

      Sunday, 30-Oct-11 08:16:54 UTC from web
    • This Chat Client Is So Beast. You Guys, I'm Using PESTERCHUM.

      Sunday, 30-Oct-11 08:02:56 UTC from web
    • First post! Lets hope all goes well...

      Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:41:52 UTC from web
    • The Problem With Running Three Adobe Programs And Downloading Something All At Once Is That It Doesn't Work.

      Sunday, 30-Oct-11 07:15:24 UTC from web
      • "And The Masses Cried For Her To Save Them, And She Whispered back : 'No.' " -Nocturne 18:37- The Raise Of The Nightmare.

        Sunday, 30-Oct-11 07:06:12 UTC from web
        • I Am Being Creative And Funny. Praise Me!

          Sunday, 30-Oct-11 07:01:49 UTC from web
          • "For Months, The Goddess Raged Through The Country Side, The Fear Of The Masses Becoming A Terror In And Of It's Self." - Fyre-Flye 12:23 - This Passage Describes What Has Come To Be Know As The Year Of The Banana.

            Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:58:32 UTC from web
            • my friend told me about another brony social networking site. First thought before seeing it, "this could be interesting", after seeing it i get sick. it reminds me so much of Myspace which is just terrible. i dont think ill use it for much more than the PM service :/

              Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:50:51 UTC from web
            • "For Their Crimes Against The Sun, The Ponies Of Atlantfish Would Never Again See It's Beauty. The Princess Smote Their Beautiful Metropolis From The Face Of Equestria Into The Sea, Transforming The City's Inhabitants Into The Sea Ponies." -Bonewing 3:42- This Passage Describes The Destruction Of The Lost City Of Atlantfish.

              Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:40:09 UTC from web
            • What Do You Ponies Think Of My Celestial Tome Passages? Authentic Enough?

              Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:30:29 UTC from web
              • LORD! YOU MADE A MISTAKE! YOU PUT ME IN A BOYS BODY! HOW DARE YOU!

                Sunday, 30-Oct-11 05:51:23 UTC from web
              • "'If The Ponies Of This Land Should Learn Anything From This Slaughter, It Is Humility And An Appreciation For The Abuse Of Power.' The Words Of The Moon Goddess Did Little To Comfort The Dying Rebellion, The Wrath Of The Sun Falling Across Their Fragile Forms." -Arcaneus 36:14- This Is The First Time The Princess Luna Shows Any Form Of Resentment Towards Her Elder Sister.

                Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:27:38 UTC from web
                • "The Nightmare Is Like A Plague, Coursing Across Equestria Like Horrible Disease, Moving From Pony To Pony, Accentuating Hate And Malevolence." -Nocturne 26:42 - This Is Possibly The Most Controversial Passage In The Book Of Nocturne, Describing The Nightmare As An Epidemic Rather Than The Emotion Of The Princess Luna That Is Generally Accepted.

                  Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:18:47 UTC from web
                  • "As The Pegasus Flies And The Unicorn Magiks, The Earth Pony Serves. They Are The Dirt Beneath Our Hooves, The Fertilizer Of Our Gardens. The Earth Pony Is Life's Natural Servant." -Celestuim 4:17- . This Passage Is Generally Left Out Of Modern Sermons, But I Feel It Deserves Mention.

                    Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:12:07 UTC from web
                    • Welp, 3rd time, got posted on !eqdaily yet again! Thanks EQD! :D :D http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/music-evil-enchantress-i-think-im-ok.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9-9mujyo_Y

                      Saturday, 29-Oct-11 21:28:34 UTC from web
                    • I Think I Will Read You All Passages From The Holy Tome Of The Goddess Princess All Night Long.

                      Sunday, 30-Oct-11 05:59:23 UTC from web
                      • I'm Bored. What Game That Can be Run On A Laptop Can You Suggest?

                        Sunday, 30-Oct-11 04:57:18 UTC from web
                      • @mrbrown No silly. ^^ I'm RDN's mom. :3

                        Sunday, 30-Oct-11 04:42:45 UTC from web
                      • My dog's stomach was very upset, so I put him in the car and we went to the vet. And on the way to the vet, I killed a cat.

                        Saturday, 29-Oct-11 07:14:28 UTC from web
                      • @rifftrack found a MLP, PMV, of Tenacious D, Master Exploder in surround sound HD, (not sure about HD, it just sounded cool to rhyme) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HvbZkxeyU8&feature=feedlik

                        Saturday, 29-Oct-11 08:23:33 UTC from web
                      • *lurk*

                        Saturday, 29-Oct-11 08:10:31 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                      • Did something happen to flankbook that I should be aware about?

                        Saturday, 29-Oct-11 06:57:21 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                      • LOL Trixie/Naga from Slayers crossover http://ur1.ca/5jkzu

                        Saturday, 29-Oct-11 06:41:56 UTC from web