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  1. Your butts all smell like poo.

    Friday, 30-Sep-11 04:45:17 UTC from web
    1. @gluestick no I wiped

      Friday, 30-Sep-11 04:45:33 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
      1. @quetzalcoatl Wipe more thoroughly.

        Friday, 30-Sep-11 04:49:19 UTC from web
        1. @gluestick but i'm super thorough on my butt.

          Friday, 30-Sep-11 04:50:33 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
          1. @quetzalcoatl PROTIP: Flushable baby wipes clean your butt better than just plain toilet paper.

            Friday, 30-Sep-11 04:52:45 UTC from web
            1. @gluestick i wipe my butthole with the finest babby wipes

              Friday, 30-Sep-11 04:53:19 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
              1. @quetzalcoatl Get a bidet too! Spray water in your butt.

                Friday, 30-Sep-11 04:54:40 UTC from web
                1. @gluestick bidet is a sign of wealth i don't have.

                  Friday, 30-Sep-11 04:55:19 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                  1. @quetzalcoatl That's too bad. Your butt will forever smell like poo without the cleansing waters of a bidet.

                    Friday, 30-Sep-11 04:59:10 UTC from web
                    1. @gluestick buy me a bidet.

                      Friday, 30-Sep-11 05:00:15 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                      1. @quetzalcoatl No. Your butt deserves to smell like poo. Your butt is pathetic.

                        Friday, 30-Sep-11 05:06:06 UTC from web
                        1. @gluestick you can't into my butt

                          Friday, 30-Sep-11 05:07:03 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                          1. @quetzalcoatl I'm pretty sure I can your butt.

                            Friday, 30-Sep-11 05:08:54 UTC from web
                            1. @gluestick dole you cannot.

                              Friday, 30-Sep-11 05:09:14 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                              1. @quetzalcoatl Dammit. You called my bluff. I can't anyone's butt.

                                Friday, 30-Sep-11 05:14:00 UTC from web