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If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:28:05 UTC from web-
@remembernovember No, just an insensitive joke.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:28:46 UTC from web-
@thatonepony Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:30:24 UTC from web-
@remembernovember He's a Disney character. At least the Disney one is.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:31:01 UTC from web-
@thatonepony How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:32:09 UTC from web-
@remembernovember Actually, hundreds of people run for president every election time.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:33:05 UTC from web-
@thatonepony Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:33:41 UTC from web-
@remembernovember Because proper medical procedure is always important, even if the patient is being killed.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:34:31 UTC from web-
@thatonepony If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:36:18 UTC from web-
@remembernovember Actually, electricity does not come from electrons.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:37:37 UTC from web-
@thatonepony How important does someone have to be before they can be 'assassinated' rather than just plain 'murdered'?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:39:00 UTC from web-
@remembernovember Assassination is a term used to refer to a pre-planned and agenda based murder.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:40:37 UTC from web-
@thatonepony Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but has to check when you say the paint is wet?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:41:42 UTC from web-
@remembernovember Because they cannot accurately check the number of stars, and so they defer to the only other option presented: that there are four billion stars visible from the face of the earth.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:43:27 UTC from web-
@thatonepony Why do people say they "slept like a baby", when babies normally wake up every two hours?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:44:49 UTC from web-
@remembernovember Because when a baby is exhausted, it will sleep extremely soundly, regardless of sensual stimulation.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:46:21 UTC from web-
@thatonepony If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:47:18 UTC from web-
@remembernovember [From Merriam-Websters] Definition of QUIZZICAL 1 : comically quaint <a quizzical old man> 2 : mildly teasing or mocking <a quizzical remark> 3 : expressive of puzzlement, curiosity, or disbelief <raised a quizzical eyebrow> — quiz·zi·cal·i·ty noun — quiz·zi·cal·ly adverb
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:49:11 UTC from web-
@thatonepony Why do sheep not shrink when it rains?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:50:47 UTC from web-
@remembernovember Because that's stupid. The weave of wool fabric tightens when exposed moisture and the quickly dried. You don't weave sheep.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:52:17 UTC from web-
@thatonepony Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:53:21 UTC from web-
@remembernovember The tanning of skin is caused by the natural radiation from the sun burning the outer most layer of the skin(Also what causes skin cancer). The bleaching effect from sun light in hair and a number of other materials is caused from over exposure to UV light, which is also emitted from the sun.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:56:42 UTC from web-
@thatonepony Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:58:16 UTC from web-
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:58:37 UTC from web
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@remembernovember Because some people like burned toast.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:58:47 UTC from web-
@thatonepony Why don't you ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:59:41 UTC from web-
@remembernovember http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344365/Psychic-wins-1-million-lottery--knew-would.html
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 03:00:49 UTC from web-
@thatonepony Why do they call the airport "a terminal" if flying is supposedly so safe?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 03:01:32 UTC from web-
@remembernovember The word terminal refers to an absolute end. The use of the word in regard to airports describes the plane's final point of travel with it's current passengers.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 03:04:33 UTC from web-
@thatonepony Who was the first person that said, "See that chicken there, I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum?"
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 03:05:30 UTC from web-
@remembernovember Obviously someone creative and millions of years dead.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 03:06:17 UTC from web-
@thatonepony Make that hundreds of thousands.
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 03:06:36 UTC from web
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@remembernovember If you create a paradox, would you know the answer?
Thursday, 24-Nov-11 02:29:02 UTC from web
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