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  1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

    Dear Nature: mangoes you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cylindropuntia_fulgida

    Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:18:26 UTC from web
    1. Sean Sean

      @ceruleanspark It's a cactus. It's what nature does when there's no rain.

      Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:24:47 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
      1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

        @seanthebluesheep The Cholla has barbed needles that make them extremely difficult to remove from skin.

        Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:26:02 UTC from web
        1. Sean Sean

          @ceruleanspark It's a cactus. It's what they do. If it weren't for animals trying to eat it, it would juts have long spines that weren't as pointy.

          Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:28:02 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
          1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

            @seanthebluesheep Cactus. Jellyfish. That fish that swims up your dick. Clearly this is proof that god exists, and that he's a collosal dick.

            Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:29:54 UTC from web
            1. Sean Sean

              @ceruleanspark All survival mechanisms. Cacti and jellyfish don't want to be eaten, and the dick fish does that

              Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:37:12 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
              1. Sean Sean

                @seanthebluesheep @ceruleanspark by accident.

                Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:37:46 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

                  @seanthebluesheep In the dick-fishes defense it's been suggested that the one recorded case of this happening, it's been suggested by a number of experts that the fish didn't get into that guy's urethra without help.

                  Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:39:29 UTC from web
                  1. Sean Sean

                    @ceruleanspark True. And the only other time I've heard of fish going up there is a Chinese guy who took a bath with baby eels.

                    Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:41:23 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                    1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

                      @seanthebluesheep I've heard putting stuff in there is supposed to be intensely pleasurable.

                      Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:44:00 UTC from web
                      1. Sean Sean

                        @ceruleanspark I'm sure, but I'm not exactly willing to try it out to see, lest I be hospitalised.

                        Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:46:08 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                        1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

                          @seanthebluesheep There's a short story called Guts by Chuck Palahniuk that deals with this topic. It still stands out as one of the most disturbing things I've ever read. I won't even link to it here, lest somepony click without thinking.

                          Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:48:17 UTC from web
                          1. Sean Sean

                            @ceruleanspark DM me?

                            Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:51:48 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                            1. Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

                              @seanthebluesheep Have fun with that

                              Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:54:04 UTC from web
                              1. Sean Sean

                                @ceruleanspark I'll check it out when I get home.

                                Friday, 25-Nov-11 07:57:09 UTC from StatusNet iPhone