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@thatonepony rrroger
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helping this girl that I like (and she likes me) through a weird relationship. this is all kinds of new for me.
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@thatonepony I'm hoping to, eventually. she lives in North Carolina (I'm in Nebraska). oh and "he" lives in Norway. and things are really weird. I'm trying to support her, while remaining out of the friendzone. but I just want to slap her and tell her that he's no good for her, and she needs to cut it off. not... literally, of course
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@thatonepony wait. I think she's seeing sense! JUBILATIONS!
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@thatonepony oh wait. murdock. now she's saying that she's never going to let herself get that close to someone again. crap.
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@traptin85 What age is she?
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@thatonepony yeah I figure. and I'm consoling the hell out of her
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@nerthos almost 16. which is why I'm being very careful. but 'he' is 19, a year older than me
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@traptin85 16? Just ignore the whinning and be "the good guy" It doesn't matter how much she says "I'll never do it again", give her two months and she'll be doing EXACTLY the same. Trying to put some sense into her will only make her hate you. They can't accept logic and become paranoic, if you say "What you're doing isn't right" they will read it as "papayas, you're retarded" and think you're Satan.
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@traptin85 i'd give you some tips, but i dont have any...
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@nerthos I take it you have experience with this?
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@mushi well then you get an A for Effort
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@traptin85 Some, but it's mostly that my "special talent" is the analisis of the human psyche. And if there's a kind of psyche that defies reason, and works only with chaos and stupidity, is the 13-18 years old girl.
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@nerthos true, true.
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@traptin85 Just be nice, and don't let her see how hard you facepalm. She'll eventually fail miserably, and you'll have your chance.
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@nerthos that is, if I'm not friendzoned by then
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@traptin85 If you get friendzoned, you just have to prove more smart than her manipulating her feelings toward you until you get in the "desirable boy" zone.
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@nerthos BUT HOW. THAT IS THE HOLY GRAIL SOUGHT BY MEN THE WORLD OVER
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@traptin85 It's not that hard, though you either are born with it or find your own way to do it by experience. It's natural for me, but chastity xD
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@nerthos what about chastity?
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@traptin85 I accepted it as a way of life, it's easier xD
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@thatonepony hell yeah. although, saving it for marriage is also a noble quest
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@thatonepony I guess it just makes it all the more special.
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@thatonepony blue balls is a myth. but yeah, if you have that kind of willpower, I salute thee
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@thatonepony pics or it didn't happen (don't have to upload them here)
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@thatonepony then I am forced to not believe you
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@thatonepony how far back should I go on the chatlog?
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@thatonepony she wanted me to make a picture of her wearing a fluttershy costume http://ur1.ca/7314k
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@thatonepony so how has your day been?
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@thatonepony where did you go?
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@thatonepony no idea where that is. Zephyerhills, that is. I know where Florida is.
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@thatonepony well I'm pretty good at geopgraphy
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@thatonepony ho boy. here she goes again. now she's blaming herself
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@thatonepony skype says she's away. not sure if she went to bed, or if she's hiding from him
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@thatonepony IN WHAT FORM?!? I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS
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@thatonepony I'd say she's easy-going
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@thatonepony this isn't going to look good when I paste it, but here's some of the conversation: [12/29/2011 11:57:43 PM] Miranda: I don't know [12/29/2011 11:58:08 PM] Miranda: He must hate me [12/29/2011 11:58:18 PM] Miranda: I must ruin his day [12/29/2011 11:58:31 PM] Miranda: I must be the most horrible person in the world to make he feel the way he feels [12/29/2011 11:58:51 PM] Aaron Mark: you can't possibly be the worst person in the world [12/29/2011 11:59:09 PM] Miranda: I've gotta be for ruining everything that I loved [12/29/2011 11:59:51 PM] Aaron Mark: is he "everything that you loved?"
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@thatonepony well but one of the problems is that he's a selfish, gambling-addicted jerk, so that won't really help, because he won't care if he ruined her day
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@thatonepony I think I see what you're getting at
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@thatonepony I'll think about what to say, and then do a long message when before I go to sleep or something like that
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@thatonepony she said that she "has to be one of the worst people in the world." how about telling her she's in the top 10 best people I know? that she IS a good person?
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@thatonepony oh hey she just came back online. she said "that was the worst arguement I have ever been in"
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@thatonepony with him. and now she's saying that he still loves her. she "doesn't know how to go on without him" and she believes that he feels the same
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@thatonepony good advice. seriously, I will cherish this thread. except for the blue balls part. we can just let that go.
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@thatonepony I'm struggling to make sense of that.
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@thatonepony I suppose I will have to find genius elsewhere
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@thatonepony oh good now we're talking about ponies. this is a good sign.
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@thatonepony Dr. Woovy
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@thatonepony I have no idea. I'm horrible at naming
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@thatonepony Babies? One could be named "Carlos Saul" and a female one "Reijavic al-quaeda"
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@thatonepony I already know what my kids are going to be named. if it's a boy, Nicholas. if it's a girl, Victoria.
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@traptin85 Open your eyes Nicholas/Victoria.
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@ceruleanspark YES. THANK YOU.
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@ceruleanspark That is how I'm going to wake my children up, as horrible as it is.
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@thatonepony crap. did I just get friendzoned? I think I did.
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@thatonepony yeah but once she does break up with him, she'll just see me as a friend. trust me, I've been in this situation before
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