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  1. If I suddenly disappear, I either fell asleep or was murdered. In either case, send a ham.

    Monday, 09-Jan-12 10:32:16 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
    1. @yodelerty Ok, though only half will arrive. Don't ask. I didn't ate the other half.

      Monday, 09-Jan-12 10:34:21 UTC from web
      1. @nerthos I can smell the lies on you, man. They smell like ham.

        Monday, 09-Jan-12 10:36:23 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
        1. @yodelerty I'LL RIP YOUR NOSE WITH MY HAMMED HANDS TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE

          Monday, 09-Jan-12 10:37:21 UTC from web
          1. @nerthos My nose will come alive and eat your first born child.

            Monday, 09-Jan-12 10:39:17 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
            1. @yodelerty HA. I will have no childs! Your evil plan ends here! Your nose will starve to death!

              Monday, 09-Jan-12 10:40:10 UTC from web
              1. @nerthos My nose will then feast on your parents and siblings.

                Monday, 09-Jan-12 10:42:30 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                1. @yodelerty Just try. My sword will emerge victorious from your siege, and with it, a ham in my hand, reaching to the skies, thou final sights shall be of ham being biten, but not by thine jaws!

                  Monday, 09-Jan-12 10:45:25 UTC from web
                  1. @nerthos Curses! Thou hast not won yet, fool! I shall return, but with an army of a thousand noses!

                    Monday, 09-Jan-12 10:50:03 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                    1. @yodelerty Thine thousand and one noses shall not conquer, for I kithe you, that mine is a kingdom with such polen no mortal nose shall whitstand!

                      Monday, 09-Jan-12 10:56:36 UTC from web
                      1. @nerthos I'm too tired to counteract that, so I'll just say DAMN NOSES YOU SCARY

                        Monday, 09-Jan-12 10:59:13 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                        1. @yodelerty I'm too lazy to keep up with this anymore, so, good xD I have foiled your smelling plans.

                          Monday, 09-Jan-12 11:01:05 UTC from web
                          1. @nerthos *sniffs* Whose plan's foiled now, huh?!

                            Monday, 09-Jan-12 11:02:50 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                            1. @yodelerty I'll flood your lands with ill-smelling things! Like cattle, garbage, and women's fragances!

                              Monday, 09-Jan-12 11:04:07 UTC from web
                              1. @nerthos How can one man be so cruel?! Curse you! *fkees*

                                Monday, 09-Jan-12 11:06:18 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                                1. @yodelerty For the ham, it's worth.

                                  Monday, 09-Jan-12 11:08:54 UTC from web
                              2. @nerthos nooooooo! women's fragrances nooooo!

                                Monday, 09-Jan-12 11:07:20 UTC from web
                                1. @mushi I know T.T they're awful!

                                  Monday, 09-Jan-12 11:08:36 UTC from web