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You walk into your room and see me dying on the floor with a dictionary embedded in my chest and a chicken running around the room. What do you do?
Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:32:20 UTC from web-
@axelgunn Take a bite of an apple.
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@axelgunn Look for the second dictionary.
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@redenchilada You take a bite of an apple. It's delicious! Now what?
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@greatandpowerfuleaglehooves You look for the second dictionary, but the chicken won't leave you alone long enough to search thoroughly. Your search is fruitless. Now what?
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@axelgunn "Dictionary" seems like a pretty funny word for "Necronomicon".
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@pernix Indeed it does.
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@axelgunn Tie up Scootaloo, go back to hunting down the two dictionaries.
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@greatandpowerfuleaglehooves Tie up Scootaloo with what? Also, you already know where one of the dictionaries is. In my chest cavity remember?
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@axelgunn >Loot dictionary, cook chicken.
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@privatenerthos You've acquired a bloody dictionary! You try to catch the chicken to cook it, but it won't hold still long enough for you to grab it. What now?
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@axelgunn >Search for clues aobut what happened
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@axelgunn Throw DICTIONARY at CHICKEN. Attempt to stun CHICKEN.
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@privatenerthos You try to search for clues, but that buckin' chicken keeps getting in the way! All you notice is that your bed has a hole in the center of it and the pillowcase, while appearing to be filled with something, is empty. What now?
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@redenchilada YOU THROW THE DICTIONARY AT THE CHICKEN! CHICKEN FAILS TO MAKE SAVING THROW! CRITICAL STUN!
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@axelgunn >Hit the chicken with the dictionary, put it in the pillowcase.
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@privatenerthos You try to hit the chicken with the dictionary, but the chicken jumps and deeply scratches your left forearm! Ouch! The chicken is now eyeing you warily as you plan your next move. What now?
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@axelgunn ... I thought CHICKEN was stunned. Check TIME STREAM for malfunction.
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@axelgunn >Wrap bedsheets on arms as protection, and corner the chicken.
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@privatenerthos You wrap the bedsheets around your arms for some minor protection. You gain +1 defense! You corner the chicken, still clutching the bloody dictionary in your hands. What now?
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@redenchilada (It is. Everypony has a different scenario about the chicken xD)
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@axelgunn Calm CHICKEN to stop its madness.
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@axelgunn >Throw the dictionary at the chicken's side, to distract it; then put it in the pillowcase
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@redenchilada Your attempts to calm the chicken seem to work. Although it could be the minor concussion you gave it.
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@privatenerthos Your distraction maneuver works splendidly! You now have a chicken in a pillowcase. The dictionary now lies on the floor. Your floor is covered in my blood. Now what?
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@axelgunn Offer ARM from DYING MAN to CHICKEN as a snack to make up for its concussion.
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@axelgunn >Try to fix body with chicken
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@redenchilada You slowly extend my arm to the chicken as a peace offering. Warily, the chicken accepts your offering and begins to peck at my hand. (Why would you do such a thing??) Now what?
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@axelgunn Having befriended the CHICKEN, give it a big fat HUG.
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@privatenerthos You stuff the chicken-filled pillowcase into my collapsed chest cavity, accidentally crushing my lungs and killing me right there. The last thing you hear is me whispering "Stupid...Scootaloo..."
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@redenchilada You give the chicken a big fat hug! The chicken pecks at your earlobe affectionately, glad it found a friend.
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@axelgunn OHMAN OHMAN OHMAN >Quickly search for electric cables to revive man
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@privatenerthos Your search for electric cables proves fruitless. However, you did find a baseball bat behind your door.
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@axelgunn >Equip baseball bat, loot corpse, grab bag-of-chicken
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@privatenerthos You place the baseball bat on your back and it floats within easy reach. How does that even work?? You search my body and find a crumpled note, and a small bag filled with something. You grab your trusty life-ending bag of chicken and slip it in your shirt where it disappears into your inventory. Wait, what?
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@axelgunn >Read note, inspect bag
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@axelgunn Negative space, man.
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@privatenerthos You open the note, finding it to be written in a strange language. Upon opening the bag, you find it's filled with birdseed. You place the note and birdseed in your magical inventory
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@axelgunn @privatenerthos You guys are making me wish I still knew where my D&D dice were.
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@axelgunn >Look if the cops are already here
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@forestrain Lol. I always carry a d20 and a d12 with me
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@privatenerthos You cautiously poke your head outside your door, noticing that your house is empty and that the cops haven't arrived.
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@forestrain Oh Luna... RDN playing D&D?
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@forestrain This is so much fun to do!
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@axelgunn >Place body under the bed, hole aligned with his ruined chest, so it looks like an accident.
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@thatonepony I don't have a full set right now, they're at a friend's house.
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@thatonepony Also, virtual dice roller on my netbook.
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@greatandpowerfuleaglehooves So it would seem. ;p
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@forestrain Figures it happens the night I'm trying to do other things. :\
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@greatandpowerfuleaglehooves That's okay. We can start up a Pony D&D night when you're free. But we have to rewrite all the classes and races with Pony lore.
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@thatonepony Oh. >.> Then I'll have to verse myself in Pony D&D. <.<
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@forestrain Roleplay mechanics for pony D&D-styleish RP. XD http://derpy.me/NGiEP
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@thatonepony Actually, I have a copy downloaded. I still need to actually read it.
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@minti Oh, thank Luna it's only 26 pages.
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@forestrain I'm not one to roleplay but I totally want to learn/try now that I've head it. xD
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@forestrain It looks really cool!
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