Conversation
Notices
-
A man goes to the doctor wearing nothing but see-trough pants and shirt, the doctor says: "I can clearly see you're nuts"
-
@zennx this joke gave me cancer
Milo likes this. -
@captainmilo A man says to the doctor "Doc. I think I'm loosing my hearing" the doctor says: "Discribe the simptoms" "Well Homer is bald, Marge has blue hair..."
-
@zennx A doctor is on the phone with his assistant while using the bathroom, talking about a new kind of malignant tumor he discovered. The noises in the background however annoyed the assistant ot the point in which he asked, "quit talking on the *can sir*." (quit talking on the cancer, I made a funny)
-
@mushi Doctor my sister thinks she's an elevator! "Show her in" "She doesn't stop in this floor"
-
@crusader8 doctor I think I'm a dog "Sit on the couch" "I'm not alowed on the couch"
-
@zennx dude that is awesome. How about this: "Why do you sing LOTR music whenever you play D&D?" "It's a bad hobbit of mine."
Milo likes this. -
@mushi doctor, some days I think I'm Mickey Mouse, some days I think I'm Donald Duck "How long have you had these Disney spells"
-
@zennx yu sure love doctor jokes
-
@princesshugs Of course you did...cuz you're so smart
-
@zennx Here's a juicy one! What is the most tender of dinosaurs? A: a steakadon.
-
@crusader8 a guy goes to the doctor with a carrot up his nose, a fried egg on his ear and a sausage on his eye the doctor says "You are not eating propperly"
-
@zennx you dont say?
-
@captainmilo doctor I think I'm a moth!! "Why did you come here?" "Yer light was on"
-
@captainmilo doctor doctor I'm turning GOLD "that's a guilt complex"
-
@zennx I'm running out of steam, because I already used lots of jokes earlier. I suppose I lose. But, do you have any non-doctor jokes?
-
@mushi Doctor my eye hurts when I drink coffee "Take the spoon off the cup"
-
@zennx That ain't look like some GOLD weapon.
-
@captainmilo you added my joke as a fav? I feel wubbed.
-
@princesshugs "You have acute apendicitis" "Thanks you got very nice eyes yourself"
-
@zennx doctor: is your snore so loud that you can hear it in the kitchen? "no" Doctor: well, start sleeping in the kitchen
-
@crusader8 It was a funny joke.
-
@zennx A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks, "Why the long face?"
-
@crusader8 One day I see applejack looking Angry and limping "What's wrong AJ" "Ahm looking for the one who shot mah paw"
-
@noirbatch a rabi, a priest, and an Imam walk into a bar the barman says "What is this a joke?"
-
@zennx haha Well two peanuts were walking down the street.... One was assaulted
-
@noirbatch a guy enters a bar with a batery and jump cables, the barman says: "I'll let you in, but don't start anything"
-
@zennx Man Why are these so punny!?
-
@zennx That was awful.....
-
@noirbatch someone asked for puns a while ago, shame on him
-
@zennx Lol I had to join in
-
@captainmilo A bear walks into a bar: "I'd like a bear (10 secs) and some peanuts" The barman says "Why the big pause?"
RDN's Lucifer likes this. -
@zennx You're giving me so much cancer it's ridiculous.
-
@noirbatch René DeCartes walks in the bar: Barman: "The usual?" "I think not" he disapeared
-
@matt then a drunk beetle got drunk and fell off his stool
-
@zennx YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY CIDER-DRIPPING MOUTH lol
-
@zennx (in reference to you saying shame on him and all that, cuz it was me)
-
@zennx Garagalaha.
-
@crusader8 A shark walk into the bar and I say "hey aren't you the shark from jaws?" "what's jaws" "Thank you, I'll have a cider"
-
@captainmilo Why the big paws, like the horse has a long face... anyway a dislexic dude walk into a bra
-
@zennx i actually do not get the shark one. Sorry, dun hurt me!
-
@zennx Lol that one makes me laugh when ever I hear it. "A dyslexic walks into a bra"
-
@minti next time you go buy chips you say "can I have a hellicopter bag of chips" and they'll say "sorry we only have plane"
