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  1. Firestorm Firestorm

    Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision." Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision." Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course." Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course." Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP." Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

    Monday, 12-Mar-12 13:39:34 UTC from web
    1. Robin "robho aka Lolicon" H. Robin "robho aka Lolicon" H.

      @firestormdangerdash Already know that one, still funny though.

      Monday, 12-Mar-12 13:40:15 UTC from web
    2. colfax colfax

      @firestormdangerdash And then they sank canada.

      Monday, 12-Mar-12 13:40:43 UTC from web
      1. Firestorm Firestorm

        @colfax They would too.

        Monday, 12-Mar-12 13:42:13 UTC from web
    3. derpyshy / chem derpyshy / chem

      @firestormdangerdash :D

      Monday, 12-Mar-12 13:41:06 UTC from web