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  1. adiwan adiwan

    Java is not a language. It is object-orientated cursing.

    Thursday, 28-Nov-13 10:55:42 UTC from Choqok
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      xrevan86 xrevan86

      @broniebrown I thought it is a memory benchmark.

      Thursday, 28-Nov-13 16:02:23 UTC from loadaverage.org
      1. adiwan adiwan

        @xrevan86 "Benchmark" is too positive to say about Java. It would mean it would do something good.

        Thursday, 28-Nov-13 16:08:48 UTC from Choqok
    2. Cloud Kicker Cloud Kicker

      @broniebrown Now why did this make me laugh hard enough to wake up my cat ?

      Thursday, 28-Nov-13 16:11:48 UTC from web
      1. adiwan adiwan

        @critialcloudkicker Because Java is a joke.

        Thursday, 28-Nov-13 16:14:26 UTC from Choqok
        1. Cloud Kicker Cloud Kicker

          @broniebrown But it is a single language which allows you to curse on many different peripherals at the same time ... Think of the possibilities what would happen if everyone on the planet spoke the same sign-language.

          Thursday, 28-Nov-13 16:16:10 UTC from web
          1. Cloud Kicker Cloud Kicker

            @critialcloudkicker Sure it would be slow as hell. And it would work, most of the time, as it would be intended to do... And I think I just explained Java right here and now

            Thursday, 28-Nov-13 16:16:39 UTC from web
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            xrevan86 xrevan86

            @critialcloudkicker C++/Qt + FOSS gives better results :-P.

            Thursday, 28-Nov-13 16:18:21 UTC from loadaverage.org