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What do you call a pansexual, gender-fluid feminist wizard who loves Sherlock and Homestuck and hates straight people?
Friday, 21-Mar-14 21:16:30 UTC from web- Narwhal likes this.
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@northernnarwhal @whiterose I'll be here all week!
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@whiterose Who am I kiddin', I'm never leaving this place they won't let me leave, send help
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@mastertdi sends help but the help is caught up and gets trapped here as well... At least I tried
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@northernnarwhal Try it in tortillas! That's my motto
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@northernnarwhal Man don't step on my comedy turf. My lul-de-sac, if you will.
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@northernnarwhal My foot will inter nos your butt if you try and steal my one half-decent skill again
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@northernnarwhal Um. Yes, just as planned.
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@northernnarwhal Man, you're telling me.
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@northernnarwhal Girl you loved it
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@northernnarwhal Oh but I dooOOOooooOOo
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@northernnarwhal Yes. Speaking of, I resent you calling me a nosey mangoes.
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@mastertdi Yeah I wrote that in after I found "mastertdi wuz here lolz" and a phallus drawn on the inside cover. Subtle much, eh?
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@northernnarwhal I am the Phallus King.
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@northernnarwhal Expand dong kingdom
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@northernnarwhal 12 acres of pure suckitude.
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@northernnarwhal No home-o
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@northernnarwhal Your insults are flaccid.
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@northernnarwhal Heheh banan-ass
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@northernnarwhal Also don't get testy with me
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@northernnarwhal This ain't no gen(i)t(a)l[e] back-and-forth, son.
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@northernnarwhal You tain't welcome here anyway!
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@northernnarwhal Canadian scum
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@northernnarwhal Take that back, you- you poutine-... eaters!
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@northernnarwhal What, so you can go back to your hockey?! D:<
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@northernnarwhal I WILL!
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@mastertdi Also, for the record, poutine is papayasing delicious. Just putting that out there.
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@northernnarwhal It looks like something I could probably try maybe.
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@mastertdi It's not healthy for you at all, but dear goodness it's like the Citizen Kane of edible things.
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@northernnarwhal Yo, saying it isn't healthy just makes it all the more appetising-sounding.
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@mastertdi Yeah, that's true. In a way, it's sort of thanks to evolution that we have an insatiable love for high calorie foods. So food producers are abusing science to our expense, but damn is it tasty.
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@northernnarwhal Frankly, a life ended by delicious food is a life well lived.
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@northernnarwhal At first I read poop tarts
