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  1. There are two certainties in the world: death and my bad jokes

    Thursday, 08-May-14 20:37:35 UTC from web
    1. @princelypublictimeline Death from your bad jokes

      Thursday, 08-May-14 20:39:59 UTC from web
      1. @northernnarwhal today someone asked me "hey ehat two words describe you" and i say "funny, smart, and attentive"

        Thursday, 08-May-14 20:44:24 UTC from web
        1. @princelypublictimeline 3 Words: I'm bad at math

          Thursday, 08-May-14 20:45:24 UTC from web
          1. @northernnarwhal @princelypublictimeline You guys, 4 is the cosmic number, you guys

            Thursday, 08-May-14 20:46:55 UTC from web
            1. @anima no number is cosmic. People made numbers, not the universe

              Thursday, 08-May-14 20:49:26 UTC from web
              1. @princelypublictimeline You guys, 4 is the cosmic number because: Gimme any number, I'll make it four, with magic, you guys

                Thursday, 08-May-14 20:50:19 UTC from web
                1. @anima You can do that with any number

                  Thursday, 08-May-14 20:50:50 UTC from web
                  1. @northernnarwhal Just give me a number ;n;

                    Thursday, 08-May-14 20:52:10 UTC from web
                    1. @anima 4

                      Thursday, 08-May-14 20:52:46 UTC from web
                      1. @princelypublictimeline 4 is 4, next one

                        Thursday, 08-May-14 20:53:13 UTC from web
                        1. @anima pi

                          Thursday, 08-May-14 20:54:14 UTC from web
                        2. @anima 293

                          Thursday, 08-May-14 20:54:14 UTC from web
                          1. @mastertdi 293 is 21; 21 is 9; 9 is 4

                            Thursday, 08-May-14 20:56:41 UTC from web
                            1. @anima but. but 293 isn't 21. 293 is 293.

                              Thursday, 08-May-14 20:57:28 UTC from web
                            2. @anima That's only one way to look at numbers. I could do something similar but with 9.

                              Thursday, 08-May-14 20:57:40 UTC from web
                              1. @northernnarwhal @mastertdi nope , the system says it's that way, now go figure out the system

                                Thursday, 08-May-14 20:59:40 UTC from web
                                1. @anima Math is literally worse than Hitler

                                  Thursday, 08-May-14 21:00:11 UTC from web
                                  1. @mastertdi If you support Math, you're supporting communism

                                    Thursday, 08-May-14 21:02:08 UTC from web
                                2. @anima I know what system you're using, you're taking the amount of letters in each number. I'm saying that's nothing more than a party trick.

                                  Thursday, 08-May-14 21:00:50 UTC from web
                                  1. @northernnarwhal then explain me how you could use that system with 9?

                                    Thursday, 08-May-14 21:02:20 UTC from web
                                    1. @anima Not /that/ system, but a different system where every number leads back to 9. If you take a number and subtract the sum of its digits from it you will eventually be left with 9 (however, it you start with a number 9 or lower you will go straight to 0). Again, coincidental relationship that's nothing more than a cheap trick to impress your friends.

                                      Thursday, 08-May-14 21:09:57 UTC from web
                        3. @anima Φ

                          Thursday, 08-May-14 20:54:29 UTC from web
                          1. @northernnarwhal that symbol...

                            Thursday, 08-May-14 20:55:43 UTC from web
                            1. @princelypublictimeline phi

                              Thursday, 08-May-14 20:56:22 UTC from web
                          2. @northernnarwhal @princelypublictimeline only rational numbers

                            Thursday, 08-May-14 20:55:43 UTC from web
                            1. @anima then it would seem you cant back your previous claim. Also, pi is hella rational, you should see pi debate creationists

                              Thursday, 08-May-14 20:58:09 UTC from web
                              1. @princelypublictimeline (actually pi is irrational, it can't be represented by an a/b ratio)

                                Thursday, 08-May-14 20:58:54 UTC from web
                                1. @northernnarwhal then what's all that 22/7 business (also, pi is not irrational, it's very evenly-tempered and well-mannered)

                                  Thursday, 08-May-14 21:01:46 UTC from web
                                  1. @princelypublictimeline Because 22/7 is only a Diophantine approximation of the value of pi, and eventually creates a non terminating decimal greater than pi. 355/113 is actually much closer to the number, and even then it's still a little bit above it.

                                    Thursday, 08-May-14 21:07:25 UTC from web
                                    1. @northernnarwhal then how do you explain jesus?! *obvious joke*

                                      Thursday, 08-May-14 21:11:59 UTC from web
                                      1. @princelypublictimeline I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

                                        Thursday, 08-May-14 21:12:46 UTC from web
                              2. @princelypublictimeline okay then rational and total numbers?

                                Thursday, 08-May-14 20:59:56 UTC from web
                                1. @anima you'll have to forgive me, I find numerology to be one of society's most toxic endeavors outside of grapes and genocide

                                  Thursday, 08-May-14 21:06:15 UTC from web
                                  1. @princelypublictimeline Grapes are delicious you wingding

                                    Thursday, 08-May-14 21:06:53 UTC from web
                                    1. @mastertdi grapes was codespeak you gnidgniw

                                      Thursday, 08-May-14 21:11:04 UTC from web
                                      1. @princelypublictimeline My mother was a saint *slap*

                                        Thursday, 08-May-14 21:11:28 UTC from web
                                        1. @mastertdi like in the val kilmer movie? *unslap*

                                          Thursday, 08-May-14 21:21:27 UTC from web
                                  2. @princelypublictimeline I hate math. I love 'riddles', so to speak. This number thing hasn't really to do with numbers and calculations

                                    Thursday, 08-May-14 21:08:44 UTC from web
                                    1. @anima numerology is all about patterns in numbers, and essentially what youre doing. Numerology, and the flawed logic that gets people to find nonexistent meanings behind numbers or their patterns, is dangerous when fueled by that pesky thing called confirmation bias. I have to deal with it every day, with people telling me stuff like "fibonacci sequence can be found in nature, therefore my religion is the correct religion" or sometimes they just want you to buy whatever theyre selling.

                                      Thursday, 08-May-14 21:16:26 UTC from web
                                      1. @princelypublictimeline How the hell does the Fibbonacci sequence confirm religion?

                                        Thursday, 08-May-14 21:17:33 UTC from web
                                        1. @northernnarwhal ask the whackjobs who keep telling me nature cant make patterns by accident

                                          Thursday, 08-May-14 21:20:28 UTC from web
                                          1. @princelypublictimeline dole that, I'm not talking to those weirdos

                                            Thursday, 08-May-14 21:21:35 UTC from web
                                            1. @northernnarwhal im forced to work with these people

                                              Thursday, 08-May-14 21:22:51 UTC from web
                                              1. @princelypublictimeline Where do you work?

                                                Thursday, 08-May-14 21:23:28 UTC from web
                                                1. @northernnarwhal security job at a mall where most of the guys are in their 60s, and my other job is landscaping where the boss eats up all the metaphysics hype and spiritualist crap.

                                                  Thursday, 08-May-14 21:24:49 UTC from web
                                                2. @northernnarwhal my supervisor one day asked me "but if we evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys" and i wanted to stab myself with a rusty spoon

                                                  Thursday, 08-May-14 21:26:01 UTC from web
                                                  1. @princelypublictimeline me they don't understand how adaption functions # http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/759251

                                                    Thursday, 08-May-14 21:28:55 UTC from web
                                                    1. @northernnarwhal *me when they

                                                      Thursday, 08-May-14 21:29:48 UTC from web
                                                    2. @northernnarwhal wow that made my month

                                                      Thursday, 08-May-14 21:35:07 UTC from web
                                                      1. @princelypublictimeline I know the kind of people you're talking about. The kind that talk about evolution despite knowing nothing about it other than "monkeys come from humans blasphemy lol". They're the kind of people that don't know that the scientific method involves drawing conclusions from facts, not the other way around. They're the kind of people who don't know the difference between a theory and a hypothesis. They're the kind of people who don't know that Charles Darwin didn't even use the word "evolve" or any of its variants in "On the Origin of Species" because the word implied progress, and his ideas involved adaptation. The kind of people who are too close minded to research the ideas they're condemning but have the audacity to berate you for not going to their church. With this in mind, I feel like I should say that I do have friends offline who are Christian who are great and intelligent people, and what I'm saying above refers to a specific few I've encountered.

                                                        Thursday, 08-May-14 21:45:01 UTC from web
                                                        1. @northernnarwhal it's always weird when i meet a smart christian. I'm like, how does that work lol

                                                          Thursday, 08-May-14 21:48:24 UTC from web
                                                        2. @northernnarwhal of course it always boils down to them taking comfort in the belief and that's why the security blanket is still there

                                                          Thursday, 08-May-14 21:49:05 UTC from web
                                                          1. @princelypublictimeline I guess a smart christian is one who doesn't make it painfully obvious they're christian.

                                                            Thursday, 08-May-14 21:52:10 UTC from web
                                                            1. @northernnarwhal sounds more like common courtesy

                                                              Thursday, 08-May-14 21:53:11 UTC from web
                                                              1. @princelypublictimeline Well, the ones who understand that religion, more than anything, is a personal affair and are capable of acknowledging that there are other beliefs.

                                                                Thursday, 08-May-14 21:56:43 UTC from web
                                                                1. @northernnarwhal yeeeeaaaahhh... tis a shame too many people make money off that stuff

                                                                  Thursday, 08-May-14 22:07:46 UTC from web
                                                                  1. @princelypublictimeline Well, I generally try and avoid religion altogether these days. I was raised in a catholic family but I feel as though personally my life has been much happier without religion.

                                                                    Thursday, 08-May-14 22:09:14 UTC from web
                                                                    1. @northernnarwhal happier? But i saw a movie called Gods Not Dead and THEY say nonbelievers are miserable and lonely! ;)

                                                                      Thursday, 08-May-14 22:12:17 UTC from web
                                                                      1. @princelypublictimeline *becomes a believer* Okay, I'm still miserable and lonely. nowwhat.png

                                                                        Thursday, 08-May-14 22:15:05 UTC from web
                                                                        1. @northernnarwhal eeyup

                                                                          Thursday, 08-May-14 22:23:51 UTC from web
            2. @anima Yeah well it also signals death in some cultures

              Thursday, 08-May-14 20:50:34 UTC from web
          2. @northernnarwhal so my roomate shows me a japanese dress she's wearing and i say "yukata hand it to her, she pulls off the look"

            Thursday, 08-May-14 20:48:26 UTC from web