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If Nerthos gets fired from his position as "RDN's Lucifer" I'm sure he can make a good living as "RDN's Pimp Daddy"
Wednesday, 28-May-14 03:43:16 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal You can't fire Lucifer, he has already been fired.
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@nerthos What if hell freezes over?
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@northernnarwhal Then it'll be a profitable sky resort.
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@nerthos But no matter what hill you go on there will always be some family with kids in front of you preventing you from going fast. True hell.
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@northernnarwhal See? It always works out.
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@nerthos "Skiing with Satan: A 12 Part DVD Guide on Everyone's Favourite Winter Sport"
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@northernnarwhal -It's actually a 36 hour long infomercial-
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@nerthos Man, I hate when it does that.
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@nerthos "Tired not feeling the fires of hell envelop your body on a frail winter's night? Well then why not try the new Satan Snuggie™!"
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@northernnarwhal "If you sell your soul in the next five minutes you'll get not one, not two, but THREE ski sets, a small size ski set, a big size ski set, a scarf, a hat, and a LED necklace"
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@nerthos i sold my soul for a death star cookie
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@nerthos "Shipping and handling not included" "YOU MONSTER!"
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@northernnarwhal It's time to oil suffer it up
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@nerthos "Watch as the SatanWow absorbs twice as much as the leading bible brand competitor!"
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