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My farts still smell horrible. All hope is lost.Monday, 21-Jul-14 18:59:45 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon Your farts only started smelling bad 43 days ago?
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:00:20 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal They've been smelling absolutely terrible 43 days ago. Before that it was just a little bad. These are actually making me nauseous.
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:00:55 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon Any reason?
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:02:16 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal I can't figure out any.
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:02:31 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon Any consistent eating habits?
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:04:21 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal I consistently eat, yes.
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:04:35 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon Dangit Ross, eating habits. Like, anything in particular?
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:08:14 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal Anything that isn't green and can't move quicker than me pretty much
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:08:44 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon You need your spinach, Ross. Open wide, here comes the choo choo train!
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:09:52 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal Spinach tastes like poo though ;w;
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:10:07 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon Your current farts are worse, are they not?
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:11:07 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal Oh God yes
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:11:28 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon So why not go with the lesser of 2 evils?
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:12:40 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal because I can't get the taste of spinach off my tongue once I eat it, however I can usually get rid of my farts by fanning it out
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:13:18 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon Why not have it with some berries or something?
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:15:09 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal because that sounds horrible, why would I ruin the taste of berries with the taste of spinach
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:15:41 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon Because you need your spinach.
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:16:18 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal do I really though
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:16:27 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon You need some vegetables.
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:16:59 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal I eat some vegetables
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:17:10 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon Ross, why is there broccoli in the garbage bin?
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:20:49 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal I like broccoli so I have no idea who put it there.
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:21:38 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon Roooooossssssssss
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:22:34 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal I literally eat broccoli Ty
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:24:43 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon I'm watching you
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:27:10 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal Even when I poop?
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:28:16 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon Especially when you poop
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:28:31 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal @rarity you two are allowed to come in, y'know. You don't have to watch through the window.
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:29:13 UTC from web-
@thewaifutyphoon Install toilets side by side so we can poop together
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:32:22 UTC from web
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@thewaifutyphoon especially when you poop
Monday, 21-Jul-14 19:28:36 UTC from web
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