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  1. I'll finish the joke if Ryan asks me to continue

    Tuesday, 19-May-15 19:09:10 UTC from web
    1. @tiffany I actually am curious. how does it end?

      Tuesday, 19-May-15 19:09:40 UTC from web
      1. @l1ghtsword So the guy says "Hey, you have an orange for a head." And the bartender's like "Yeah funny story. I was walking on the beach and found this lamp. So," he continues, "I rubbed it and lo, this genie comes out and he says to me he says 'Thank you for freeing me; I will grant you three wishes.'" The bartender explains how he said to the genie, "I wish I owned a bar," and how the genie granted him that wish. "Then," the bartender says, "I wished for my bar to have lots of business," and he gestured to all the drunks around the bar. "Now," the bartender says, "here's where I messed up. I asked the genie, 'I wish my head was an orange.'"

        Tuesday, 19-May-15 19:13:47 UTC from web
        1. @tiffany lolwut

          Tuesday, 19-May-15 19:30:12 UTC from web
          1. @l1ghtsword :D

            Tuesday, 19-May-15 19:38:01 UTC from web