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  1. orungano orungano

    Is it irony when moisturiser dries up and is all over your face

    Sunday, 28-Jun-15 01:10:31 UTC from web
    1. Someone Probably Someone Probably

      @tiffany I had that problem recently but it was less ironic because it wasn't moisturizer

      Sunday, 28-Jun-15 01:10:53 UTC from web
      1. orungano orungano

        @riley May I recommend the self-help book for sex addiction: "Now You Semen, Now You Don't"

        Sunday, 28-Jun-15 01:12:11 UTC from web
    2. Narwhal Narwhal

      @tiffany It is if it's mayonnaise drying up all over your face!

      Sunday, 28-Jun-15 01:11:56 UTC from web
      1. orungano orungano

        @northernnarwhal It seems to be your jokes that are drying up

        Sunday, 28-Jun-15 01:12:45 UTC from web
        1. Narwhal Narwhal

          @tiffany Nah, they just seem dry to you because of all the salt.

          Sunday, 28-Jun-15 01:13:54 UTC from web
          1. orungano orungano

            @northernnarwhal I will eat your first born

            Sunday, 28-Jun-15 01:14:06 UTC from web
            1. Narwhal Narwhal

              @tiffany Would you like the mayonnaise on top or on the side, sir?

              Sunday, 28-Jun-15 01:14:42 UTC from web
              1. orungano orungano

                @northernnarwhal Up the butt

                Sunday, 28-Jun-15 01:15:39 UTC from web
                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                  @tiffany classic Tiff

                  Sunday, 28-Jun-15 01:15:57 UTC from web
                  1. orungano orungano

                    @northernnarwhal IT'S ON MY LIST

                    Sunday, 28-Jun-15 01:16:10 UTC from web