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  1. Hotpotato Butterfingers Hotpotato Butterfingers

    also unrelated but today I learned that I am very afraid of geese

    Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 22:25:21 UTC from web
    1. Narwhal Narwhal

      @spots you should see Canada Geese. Vicious mothergrapeers.

      Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 22:27:23 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      1. Hotpotato Butterfingers Hotpotato Butterfingers

        @northernnarwhal the geese I saw today were Canadian geese/the worst things ever/death with wings

        Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 22:30:05 UTC from web
        1. Someone Probably Someone Probably

          @spots that was the worst haiku I've ever read

          Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 22:31:16 UTC from web
          1. Hotpotato Butterfingers Hotpotato Butterfingers

            @zazzle wow I tried my best

            Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 22:32:35 UTC from web
            1. Someone Probably Someone Probably

              @spots D for effort

              Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 22:33:23 UTC from web
              1. Hotpotato Butterfingers Hotpotato Butterfingers

                @zazzle time to commit seppuku

                Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 22:34:41 UTC from web
        2. Narwhal Narwhal

          @spots Biggest life lesson I've learned living here is you stay the hell away from the geese. Mercy does not exist in their violent screaming vocabulary.

          Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 22:58:30 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          1. Hotpotato Butterfingers Hotpotato Butterfingers

            @northernnarwhal we were playing soccer and they were surrounding the field

            Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 23:03:58 UTC from web
            1. Narwhal Narwhal

              @spots It's clearly geese mugging. Leave your wallets and cell phones and back away slowly.

              Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 23:16:37 UTC from MuSTArDroid
              1. Hotpotato Butterfingers Hotpotato Butterfingers

                @northernnarwhal they kept flying over the field menacingly and instead of playing soccer I just stood there and felt like a gigantic target for the next geese mauling with my bright kiwiing orange PE shirt

                Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 23:17:55 UTC from web
                1. Narwhal Narwhal

                  @spots THEY CAN SMELL FEAR

                  Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 23:19:07 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                  1. Hotpotato Butterfingers Hotpotato Butterfingers

                    @northernnarwhal but can they smell terror??

                    Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 23:20:04 UTC from web
                    1. Narwhal Narwhal

                      @spots probably

                      Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 23:33:16 UTC from web
                      1. Hotpotato Butterfingers Hotpotato Butterfingers

                        @northernnarwhal now I'm afraid next time I open my door it'll just be 3 geese in a trenchcoat

                        Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 23:39:54 UTC from web
                        1. Narwhal Narwhal

                          @spots you'll probably have to move states and get a new identity just to be safe

                          Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 23:41:39 UTC from web
                        2. MetalTao MetalTao

                          @spots Just wait, they will find you, and then you will have some duck follow you in an unmarked car and leave once you see it.

                          Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 23:45:52 UTC from web
            2. MetalTao MetalTao

              @spots The geese have clearly been reading from a stolen Military Field manual.

              Wednesday, 23-Sep-15 23:19:21 UTC from web