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  1. Sometimes I also unglide my ayes and drop my r's and give dramatic sililoquies

    Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:45:03 UTC from web
    1. @zazzle I was wondering why you were always turning to face pretend cameras

      Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:49:59 UTC from web
      1. @nightmarenarwhal "This vahment thinks he's got my good graces in check after a couple hours ovahtime. Thinks I can be won ovah with a little cahpet cutting and some solid sales. Little does he know I ain't some lil pup in the street, I'm a"

        "Who are you talking to?"

        "NO ONE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT."

        Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:52:43 UTC from web
        1. @zazzle I had a coworker teach me a few words in ASL so I could tell the security cameras he smokes pot as far as I know he doesn't actually currently so

          Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:55:43 UTC from web
          1. @redenchilada I know a few of our new workers are potheads

            Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:57:50 UTC from web
        2. @zazzle "Who’s that guy with the camera?"

          "PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CARPET!"

          Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:55:48 UTC from web