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  1. I need an alibi, to tell my family I'm doing when I go to BUCK, which I should be doing now... Any ideas?

    Monday, 18-Jun-12 08:08:59 UTC from web
    1. @purplephish20 "I'm going to BUCK and there's nothing you can do about it", then flip them off with both hands, backflip onto your waiting motorcycle and ride into the sunset.

      Monday, 18-Jun-12 08:09:59 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
      1. @ceruleanspark Im not capable of that level of #

        Monday, 18-Jun-12 08:11:17 UTC from web
        1. @purplephish20 "I got my girlfriend pregnant and her water just broke, I've gotta get to the hospital"

          Monday, 18-Jun-12 08:14:57 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
          1. @ceruleanspark see the light, my jimmies rustle, peace at last. A haiku

            Monday, 18-Jun-12 08:16:34 UTC from web
            1. @purplephish20 Well, at least they'd stop accusing you of being gay.

              Monday, 18-Jun-12 08:18:36 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
      2. @ceruleanspark @thatonepony Thank you for the wonderful advice

        Monday, 18-Jun-12 08:11:59 UTC from web
    2. @thatonepony So is the weasel a third party in this? 'cause neither of us are weasels.

      Monday, 18-Jun-12 08:13:26 UTC from StatusNet Desktop