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  1. Literally got jewed into buying Potato Knishes I didn't need today at the mall. She was cute though, so I'm not as mad as I ought to be.

    Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:03:51 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
    1. @dolus The cute jews are the most dangerous ones.

      Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:03:58 UTC from web
      1. @nerthos She was olive skinned and had braces... I couldn't help myself.

        Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:05:53 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
        1. @dolus Next thing you know you're paying Greece's debt and the only thing you got out of it was an awkward kiss and a scratch on your gum due to the braces.

          Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:07:30 UTC from web
          1. @nerthos don't worry, I sympathize with you, @dolus. I probably would have done the same. You just can't resist the well-tanned cute jailbait, man.

            Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:12:45 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
            1. @hector @nerthos I think she was in her early 20s...

              Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:13:59 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
              1. @dolus @nerthos well now you're sort of making me regret saying that...

                Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:15:36 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                1. @hector @nerthos Cute is cute. Even at 20-ish.

                  Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:16:27 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                  1. @dolus And at 20-ish it has the advantage that you don't have to pay for everything!

                    Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:16:33 UTC from web
                    1. @nerthos @dolus but he just said that he did pay her.

                      Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:18:23 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                      1. @hector But did he HAVE to?

                        Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:18:08 UTC from web
                      2. @hector @nerthos Yup. I got jewed hard.

                        Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:19:17 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                        1. @dolus You aren't jewed hard until you lose your little guy's skin. Until then you're jewed soft.

                          Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:19:28 UTC from web
                          1. @nerthos You realize Texas is in America right?

                            Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:20:54 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                            1. @dolus @nerthos # duhhhh

                              Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:21:43 UTC from social.urgero.org
                            2. @dolus @nerthos what, you're a Texan?

                              Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:21:50 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                              1. @hector @nerthos Y'all didn't know?

                                Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:22:12 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                1. @dolus @nerthos I used to live in Texas. Big high five! #

                                  Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:23:19 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                            3. @dolus All I know about Texas is that they have long roads, cars with horns, and love steak and big things.

                              Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:21:17 UTC from web
                              1. @nerthos Alaska kinda ruined the last thing for us... https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/72501

                                Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:24:18 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                1. @dolus But how is Texas related to ritual circumcision?

                                  Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:30:41 UTC from web
                                  1. @nerthos It's been a common practice in the USoA for decades now.

                                    Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:32:24 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                    1. @dolus Wow the place is even more medieval than I thought

                                      Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:33:16 UTC from web
                                      1. @nerthos Meh. You have to admit not having to deal with dick cheese is kinda nice.

                                        Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:35:14 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                        1. @dolus You lose sensitivity though, and I never had the issue, all you require is proper hygiene. Or a girlfriend.

                                          Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:36:18 UTC from web
                                          1. @nerthos Do you? I seem to be able to climax fine (and often). Truth is it varies from person to person and the method that was employed.

                                            Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:38:19 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                            1. @dolus You don't lose the ability, but the fact is exposed skin always becomes less sensitive than covered skin. It's not like you'll stop feeling, but you'll feel less. Dry things touching the tip probably don't feel annoying to you and that's proof enough of reduced sensitivity.

                                              Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:41:24 UTC from web
                                              1. @nerthos For men, an orgasm is an orgasm. All you're saying is that it may take me longer to get there (which isn't a bad thing for the gf).

                                                Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:43:39 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                                1. @dolus No, I'm saying the process to get there will feel less nice.

                                                  Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:44:12 UTC from web
                                                  1. @nerthos @dolus and the climax will likely be less intense as well.

                                                    Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:44:34 UTC from web
                                                    1. @nerthos If it were anymore intense than they already are I would call it painful...

                                                      Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:47:17 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                                  2. @nerthos How do you know that? An orgasm is a physical reaction to stimulus; all this would change is the amount of time it takes to have one.

                                                    Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:46:31 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                                    1. @dolus I... don't think orgasm is the only part of sex that's supposed to feel nice...

                                                      Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:47:08 UTC from web
                                                      1. @nerthos It isn't, but it's the best part.

                                                        Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:49:01 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                        2. @dolus @nerthos That's righted by taking a shower though.

                                          Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:36:59 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                          1. @dokidoki My point exactly

                                            Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:36:46 UTC from web
                                            1. @nerthos It was started for religious reasons even though the Bible says that circumcision is bad. The reason was to lessen the want to applee in kids, even though once again the Bible says nothing against kiwiion.

                                              Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:42:17 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                              1. @dokidoki That and hygiene which was an actual concern in ancient days. But yeah, a healing wound is an effective way to end self pleasuring in the short term.

                                                Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:42:58 UTC from web
                                        3. @dolus @nerthos absolutely no part of circumcision is nice
                                          My hate for my parents for doing so is as permanent as the physical and mental scars they chose to impose on me for no logical reason

                                          Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:43:45 UTC from shitposter.club
                                          1. @why @nerthos All I know is that I like the way it is now. If I could wish it the other way, I probably wouldn't.

                                            Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:44:53 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                            1. @dolus The gist of it is that you got jewed twice.

                                              Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:45:22 UTC from web
                                              1. @nerthos If you say so.

                                                Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:47:32 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                                            2. @dolus @nerthos
                                              >he likes being cut up and mutilated
                                              And if i took out your left eye, you would be grateful for not having to deal with that oh so pesky depth perception

                                              Tuesday, 20-Dec-16 02:48:05 UTC from shitposter.club