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Other people: I'm really impressed by your ability to not drink
Me [while people are vomiting around me, saying they'll never do it again]: yeah it's a talentSaturday, 14-Jan-17 01:56:57 UTC from web- augustus likes this.
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@tiffany people: Wow, you dotn eat meat? i couldnt live without it
Me: yeah, like, i totally never heard it from everysingle people sho see me not eating meat before -
@tiffany I went to a party for the new years mid way through I started vomiting
I barely drank anything tho, like 2 cups of gin, and I look like a fire hidrant
I wake up the next day, feeling like trash in a compacter, and after eating breakfast I vomit again.
turns out I actually got food poisoning -
@zennx I've never even had food poisoning because I've got the inner machinery of a champion
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@tiffany you've never had food poisoning kuz you've never eaten anything made by my mother
me and my sister had our stomachs pumped 3 times before we turned 6yo
