#bacon #beer
@why you may NOT sleep with the high school girls
@shpuld what if i claim to be teacher
@why reported
@shpuld @why But what about their christmas cake hard drinking teacher?
@guizzy in @why's case that would be Potato Knishesion..
@shpuld @why No cherrying before marriage!
@guizzy @why or after
@shpuld @why It's ok after if it's purely procreative.