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  1. Look at this goddamn thing http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1832xqtrnph45gif/original.gif It is frankly phenomenal that this is a real computer that you can use.

    Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 13:48:05 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
    1. @ceruleanspark Well, for an extremely limited value of "real computer" anyway. Still, it's a real thing and I can't wait to touch one. Possibly with my genitals.

      Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 13:49:55 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
    2. @ceruleanspark Sweet mother of god i want one

      Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 13:52:34 UTC from web
      1. @purplephish20 I know right? The biggest problem with it is that it doesn't run real apps. However, Surface Pro, which is coming out in a few months does.

        Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 13:54:41 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
        1. @ceruleanspark Which device is it even? And how does it "not run real apps"?

          Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 13:56:39 UTC from web
          1. @omni Microsoft Surface. Runs Windows 8 RT, which is the ARM build. Apps can only be installed into Windows 8 RT via the Metro App store, which has an approval process on par with Apples. The hardware is designed with secure boot enabled, so you can't even flash an alternat OS to it.

            Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 13:59:29 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
            1. @ceruleanspark I give the internet two weeks.

              Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 14:00:19 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
              1. @eaglehooves To crack an AES signed bootloader? Yeah good luck with that one.

                Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 14:00:51 UTC from web
                1. @ceruleanspark Oh jeez, it's not the usual "security" Windows is famous for.

                  Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 14:02:25 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
                  1. @eaglehooves That's because microsoft didn't design UEFI.

                    Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 14:04:44 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
    3. @ceruleanspark Oh god, I want a Surface.

      Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 13:54:43 UTC from web
      1. @scribble You want a Surface Pro. By all accounts, RT is just a depressingly beautiful disappointment.

        Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 14:00:00 UTC from StatusNet Desktop