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it takes one to eat a muffin, two to share a muffin, three to aid the muffin, and four to become the muffin.
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:18:21 UTC from web-
@muttstuffle HOLY MOSES. i never thought of it that way.
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:19:08 UTC from web-
@derpy128 it is a great philosophical journey that one must partake to reveal the truth of the muffin.
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:20:30 UTC from web-
@muttstuffle and here i thought muffins were just a simple delicious treat.
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:21:17 UTC from web-
@derpy128 oh good heavens no! A muffin is an art, a lifestyle, a treat, and an ancient treat with great arts forged in the distant past know by few as the nineteenth century.
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:23:44 UTC from web-
@muttstuffle tell me more oh great muffin-osopher!
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:24:47 UTC from web-
@derpy128 Few know the history of the muffin, even the great wikipedia is unclear, some say it was forged by Abraham Lincoln, others say a nameless hero who faught many an endless battle and stared down demons themselves forged the muffin to poison the enemy with yeast. But few know the truth, a great man, known as the muffin man, created the muffin, the first muffin. And in due time, he eventually created the final muffin, the greatest muffin ever forged, so great, that the muffin itself was alive! Few know what the final muffin was, except that it was so powerful, that an entire legion was assigned to destroy it, an entire factory built to destroy the final muffin. The muffin man dissapeared, but acording to myths, he lives on to this day, making muffins under the alias of 'John Smith' but nobody knows which one is him. Only time can tell.
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:31:18 UTC from web-
@muttstuffle dose this "Muffin Man" perchance live on Drurry Ln.? perhaps i know him.
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:34:05 UTC from web-
@derpy128 Some say that he does, but many have searched and many have failed. Legend says he is nomadic. He might never be found.
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:35:13 UTC from web-
@muttstuffle as the legend is from england, one could assume that the fabled baker lives on a Drurry Ln. in England?
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:37:27 UTC from web-
@derpy128 This is where the paths split, the muffin as we know it was created in 19th century America, but the English muffin clearly exists. Many say he created the American muffin, others say he created the English muffin, even I am unsure.
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:39:01 UTC from web-
@muttstuffle will, if he invented the muffin concept then prehaps he also invented the american muffin?
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:41:12 UTC from web
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@muttstuffle i will search the globe for this "Muffin Man" and i shall record my travels and broadcast them on the internet/ tv. and i will call it, "Muffin Quest".
Friday, 30-Nov-12 00:39:01 UTC from web
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