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Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to m-NO. NO, FIREWORKS. YOU'RE RUINING MY SPECIAL DAY. I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T CRY TODAY.
Tuesday, 01-Jan-13 00:09:59 UTC from web-
@mastertdi Dude you aren't 50.
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@maui, you don't know that!
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@mastertdi Not sure if serious
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@mastertdi You are 345.
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@yodelerty, FIREWORKS ARE SCARY OKAY
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@maui, that's a lot of candles for me to blow out with my fragile ol' windpipe.
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@mastertdi Who says you need to blow out candles.
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@maui, the system.
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@mastertdi SO ARE YOU
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@yodelerty, DON'T MAKE ME CRY ON MY BIRTHDAY
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@mastertdi, the CPA.
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@mastertdi BWAHAHAHA
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@maui, I hate those guys.
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@yodelerty, WAWAWAWAWA
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@mastertdi The Candle Protection Agency?
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@mastertdi lol ur funni
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@maui, oh I thought you meant the Criminal Punishment Agency. They have a bone to pick with me.
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@yodelerty, I will murder you.
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@mastertdi .......Me too.
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@maui, what did you do? I kicked their dog.
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@yodelerty, that'll learn ya.
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@mastertdi I'm cryin
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@yodelerty, I'm not carin
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@mastertdi I kinda killed their office parakeet.
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@maui, you monster.
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@mastertdi Thx bro <3
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@maui, that poor, poor bird.
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@mastertdi Dude. Dude. Dude. He looked at me funny.
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@maui, so did the dog but I only kicked it for Christ's sake.
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@mastertdi Dude. The bird was rat poisoned. It felt nothing.
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@maui, you don't know that!
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@mastertdi I watched it.
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@maui, what, did the bird TELL you that it didn't feel itself dying?
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@mastertdi No, it went "SkreeeEEeEeEeE" than died.
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@maui, and that wasn't the sound of it feeling pain?
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@mastertdi No, it was singing.
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@maui, a song of DEATH MAYBE.
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@mastertdi Nooooooo. It was singing Dubness.
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@maui, Dubness? The Loch Ness' distant 'outcast' relative?
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@mastertdi HOW'D YA KNOW.
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@maui, I READ A LOT.
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