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Girlfriend breaks up with you at 1:30 in the morning after 4th july.....over the phone. Now she won't stop calling me..... WHAT DO?
Tuesday, 05-Jul-11 16:28:52 UTC from web-
@madflavors Tell her to shove off! Friends talk about videogames and movies, not existential life problems. Tell her to get a new boyfriend if she wants someone to lean on. Also shove a satchel of C4 up her snatch, for good measure.
Tuesday, 05-Jul-11 16:32:03 UTC from web-
@engelhardt copy-pasted into text-message....message sent
Tuesday, 05-Jul-11 16:33:39 UTC from web-
@madflavors *waiting for another call
Tuesday, 05-Jul-11 16:34:15 UTC from web -
@madflavors Haha, I hope you left out the part about C4.
Tuesday, 05-Jul-11 16:36:38 UTC from web-
@engelhardt nope just fixed it up so it would make sense
Tuesday, 05-Jul-11 16:40:46 UTC from web-
@madflavors I recently told this chick I dig that I do in fact dig her, it didn't go over well, then she continues to lean on me like I'm her boyfriend. I told her 'Dude, seriously, the gravy train of me being your go-to guy are gone. If you want to talk about how lame Thor was, right on. But this bananas ain't gonna fly'. She doesn't have a lot of friends on whom to lean, but whatever. I have to be concerned with my own well being first, I can't be responsible for hers at the cost of mine. Sounds selfish, but you have to look out for yourself first.
Tuesday, 05-Jul-11 16:45:05 UTC from web
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@madflavors Answer one out of every three calls.
Tuesday, 05-Jul-11 16:32:49 UTC from web-
@nvrrmbr waited for another call
Tuesday, 05-Jul-11 16:33:57 UTC from web
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