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I sure do hope they don't notice this missing from work http://ur1.ca/cthtf
Friday, 15-Feb-13 17:53:10 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@renovatedkitchen >inb4 your boss is a newpony.
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@nerthos if he was, it would be the WEIRDEST thing. Ever.
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@renovatedkitchen Make him jooooiiinnn. I want to see the weird.
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@nerthos lol. God no. Funny thing is, as tough as he tries to seem, he might have a soft spot for coloured horses
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@renovatedkitchen Make him join. Do it filly. Then we'll all befriend and hug him and he'll be all like "Why can't I hold all these feels"
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@nerthos no, no, no, no. I would leave the fandom instantly and blow up the Hasbro.
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@renovatedkitchen I like how to say "the Hasbro" like it's the Death Star.
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@renovatedkitchen But man. Why not. He'll be your pony pal. You'll brohoof your way to a better salary.
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@renovatedkitchen Please don't blow up the Hasbro. I'll probably be working there next year!
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@xeleanorxrigbyx the Death Star and the Hasbro are very similar in design and their purpose. Except, the Death Star shoots a green laser beam
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@renovatedkitchen The Hasbro's is ..... pink?
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@nerthos but it would be gross! "Hey Markus, did you see the new episode? :D" nope. Nope. Nope.
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@loak sigh. Fine, I'll wait a year
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@xeleanorxrigbyx the Hasbro is pink? See what they do? See what they have done?
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@renovatedkitchen Let me know when you do so that I don't get blown up too.
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@renovatedkitchen "Hey Markus, want to come home on saturday to watch the episode together? Bring your Twilight pillow and you'll get a day off"
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@renovatedkitchen let me attempt something with my meager photoshop/gimp skills.
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@loak but you are joining the dark side
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@nerthos oh no. At that point, life would be gone. All. Gone. I would loose faith in everything
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@xeleanorxrigbyx hehe. I can't wait to see
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@renovatedkitchen I'm so tempted to pay a private investigator to get your boss into ponies.
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@nerthos And I would have to hire a hitman
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@renovatedkitchen Hahaha. Sounds fun.
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@nerthos Until the bill comes and then I have to run for the rest of life
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@renovatedkitchen Embrace the pony. Befriend your boss. Become BFFs.
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@nerthos ma-ai (my) bo-oss. Best friends for ever. Like two peas in a pod we did everything together
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@renovatedkitchen He taught me how to work overhours (Best friend forever!) We never had a single fight (We did everything together!) We shared our hopes, we shared our coffee I miss him more than I realized It seems...
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@nerthos okay. I can't do this. It's so... Wrong. Lol
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@renovatedkitchen I tried to get good at Photoshop. I was making headway until I lost my personal computer. Can't imagine Photoshop works well on Android either.
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@renovatedkitchen But, Kitchen! Friendship *IS* magic!
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@xeleanorxrigbyx you did that on your cell phone? :o
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@nerthos friendship is not magic. Toothpaste is magic
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@renovatedkitchen my boot is magic wanna take a feel???
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@vt3c I quit doing psychedelics
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@sweetiederelle toobe of toothpaste
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@renovatedkitchen but why quiting when they are starting to work right?
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@vt3c I would wave it off as some image my mind is creating
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@mushi because you shouldn't do them while driving a car. Can you make LSD?
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@renovatedkitchen FURRY BOOTS MAGIC! http://ur1.ca/ctjmf
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@vt3c what if ulu didn't have toothpaste?
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@vt3c *you
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@sweetiederelle nice. Those look gay
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@renovatedkitchen i think "can you make lsd" is an standard question xD. I dont know, if i had dietilamide and esther or lisergic acid, it should not be har to put them together
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@renovatedkitchen that the magic work its way on you let it take u then youll be fine
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@vt3c what if you weren't driving the car?
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@mushi would you balance the equation? Can you make any cool nuclear reactions?
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@sweetiederelle magic is false and so are those boots
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@renovatedkitchen the reaction 1:1, it is pretty much like this 1Et2NH + LisOOR = LDS + ROH. in theory
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@vt3c friendship is unnecessary and sucky
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@mushi nice! Seems easy m enough. Now let me go browse ebay
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@renovatedkitchen okay you got those boots are eeewwww but the magic of freindship compels u
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@sweetiederelle nah. Friendship is false and doesn't exist in our reality
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@renovatedkitchen youhave hear anything from me
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@mushi you will help me
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@vt3c IRL hugs are okay if you know the person well enough
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@vt3c depression happens
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@renovatedkitchen No, toothpaste is chemistry. Chemistry is related to alchemy, which was at one point considered almost a branch of magic, but it isn't magic after all.
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@nerthos so wait. How is friendship related to magic. Because they are both falsehood?
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@renovatedkitchen No. You haven't been doing your homework it seems. Get down and write me 500 letters. NOW.
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@nerthos letters to the princes? But I'd rather watch some porn
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@renovatedkitchen No. No princesses. Only dreams now. Letters to me, the drill sergeant. AND WRITE LOUDER, I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU MAGGOT.
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@nerthos I am a slithery maggot
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@snowcone very hot and sexy maggot
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@renovatedkitchen You're here to become A MACHINE OF MAGIC. AND I WILL MAKE YOU A FRIENDSHIP MACHINE OR YOU'LL DIE TRYING.
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@nerthos *someone stepped on the maggot*
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@renovatedkitchen You're not cut for the friendship army, it seems.
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@nerthos being part of the friendship army is just as bad as being a Jehovah's Witness.
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@renovatedkitchen Pfff. The Friendship Army has free weekends and monthly parties.
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@snowcone There be monsters alurkin'
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@nerthos and the Jehovah's witnesses get to knock on your door and troll you.
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@renovatedkitchen But what if you befriend them? There hasn't been a Jehovah's witness near my house in years, except for that time where they payed for a surveying job.
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@nerthos Jehovah's Witness have no friends. They are a bunch of ice cold witnesses.
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@renovatedkitchen But their mone is as good as the next man's.
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@nerthos NO. FRIENDS.
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@renovatedkitchen That's because they didn't stick around the Friendship Army.
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@nerthos because the friendship army doesn't exist. Because friendship doesn't exist. Can't have a ghost army
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@renovatedkitchen What am I drill sergeant of then?
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@nerthos of a one man army of a nonexistent thing
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@renovatedkitchen Lies. That's just an excuse to avoid confessing your true feelings towards your boss.
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@nerthos I would punch him and then apologize and then watch TV
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@renovatedkitchen Lies. You would hug him and watch the episode together.
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@nerthos that is not friendship at all
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@renovatedkitchen The princess' going to smack you.
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@nerthos well, the princess can also suck my d....
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Or @redenchilada and greydragon412
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@renovatedkitchen You take that back.
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@nerthos I take nothing back. I am the alpha.
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@renovatedkitchen That's a good joke.
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@nerthos I will joke when I want to. Not now.
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@renovatedkitchen You're a comedy genius.
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@nerthos I am a genius in everything
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