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Monday, 15-Jul-13 05:09:36 UTC from web
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And I'm not kidding I actually threw the cat in but he came back and laid down. As he gave a apples
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@bowandlyre Your cat is so cool
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@nerthos My cat just doesn't care about hunting. Collette my other cat is a huntress, Ironically she's not here. Probably hunting. So I'm laying here in bed with a shoe in hand ready for the doleer to come close.
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@bowandlyre Why don't you just go and kill it. Or capture it.
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@nerthos Bro it's a huge roach, I ain't going near that thing. Also it flies... I think
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@bowandlyre There's a phrase that you should hear: "Pimps up, hos down". Think about it.
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@pegasusjones @nerthos It already escaped so I can't do anything about it. next time I'll see one I'll kill it this I promise.
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@bowandlyre A ho would close the door and hide waiting for an opportunity to kill it. A pimp would walk in with class, close the door behind him, and tell the 'roach "B** ** I'm gonna smack you" and a cane to the airborne 'roach, a shoe to it's body. No more 'roach.
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@nerthos Pimp lessons with the pimptacular nerthos
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@bowandlyre B** ** I know it.
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@nerthos I need to conquer my fear of bugs. Already overcoming spiders, next in line roaches.
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@bowandlyre You're afraid of bugs?
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@fuzzypony It's an irrational fear... Little fast Potato Knishesrs freak me the hell out.
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@bowandlyre Put on a feathered hat. It'll make you confident.
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@nerthos I need to buy one.
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@awlderpy It hurts like s***
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@bowandlyre Just fill your room with spiders. the roaches won't bother you after that.
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@bowandlyre Those are creepy.
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@treesy Hell no, those things freak me out. The really big ones, the small ones not as much.
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@bowandlyre I need a foldable one. Fold it, put it inside the suit, and when the situation is proper, take it out, unfold it in a swift move and BAM insta-pimp
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@bowandlyre But then you could get a whole lot of snakes to keep the spider population down...
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@nerthos Bro you're going places.
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@treesy Ooh I'm not afraid of snakes but I don't think my parents would approve of me turning my room into the amazon jungle
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@bowandlyre Don't worry, a pack of ravenous wolves should keep the snake problem to a minimum...
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@bowandlyre I suppose you could import some...
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@awlderpy Yep. There was this big wasp nest in a pine at my grandma's like a decade ago. I used to get stones with my cousins and open fire on it. This one time, the plan was to throw a barrage of stones and tun inside the laundry room closing the door after getting inside, and then wait for the wasps to calm down. Problem was, my older ousin decided to stay. We told him "no man run, they'll sting you" and he replied with "go ahead I'll throw some more stones", so we ran and hid ourselves. After a few tense minutes, he came running and screaming "open the door let me in!" and we were all like "NO WAY" and he tried to open the door and me and two of my cousins held the door shut, and we heard a scream and he left. After a few minutes, we went outside and found him in the dinning room with my grandma tending to the sting.
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@bowandlyre Yeah man. Whenever somethings happens I'll scream "pimps up hos down" and put on the hat and stand defiantly.
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@bowandlyre Just classify it as a business expense. Every business need a pack of ravenous wolves.
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@nerthos Look pimpin'...
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@bowandlyre I could add a small speaker to the hat...
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@nerthos Oh my God man. Make it happen.
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@bowandlyre When I go visit you I'll bring two. One for me one for you.
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@nerthos Man bring some hoes so we can walk around like proud pimps.
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@bowandlyre But taking hoes with me would be really expensive
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@nerthos You're a pimp, you can afford it. I have some extra hoes if you don't want to.
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@bowandlyre Maybe if I manage to get a plane for myself.
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@nerthos Bring mushi with you. The guy needs to get a lap dance ASAP
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