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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweet potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 22:05:10 UTC from web-
@purplephish20 i read that whole thing outloud in a silly voice, it was hilarious xD
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@purplephish20 *sweer potato
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@nerthos Sweet, queer potato.
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@mastertdi I keep seeing that "queer" word everywhere
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@nerthos I whisper it to you every night.
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@mastertdi What does it even mean.
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@nerthos As far as I understand, it just means not straight.
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@mastertdi Oh, I assumed right then. That's what I expected from the people I've heard it from.
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@nerthos Yeah I believe it's a general, one-size-fits-all term, but don't quote me on that
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@mastertdi Oh, don't worry, I don't plan on using it.
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@nerthos I was just saying okay don't yell at me
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@mastertdi Why would I yell at you, when I have stones at hand?
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@nerthos Not again ;-;
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@nerthos CAN I SING!?
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@lincop ...I guess?
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@nerthos eyup
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