

According to am-i-fat.com I am thin and need to eat more. AHAHAHA you don't know anything http://ur1.ca/f6fl4
@scoot I did
@scoot It is my bible
@komaeda well turns out you're not fat so now you don't need to go there anymore
@scoot I go on it all the time uvu
@komaeda whyyyyyyyyy u dnt need 2
@scoot I do need to brah
@komaeda no
@scoot Also am I taller than you
@komaeda Probably
@scoot Yea
@komaeda (I have absolutely no idea)
@komaeda non
@scoot That's rlly fricking cute
@scoot oui
@komaeda I'll have u know I'm easily the tallest in my immediate family. I tower over my sister and mother, I'm taller than my dad and everyone else pretty much. We are a short family so I did pretty well
@komaeda nein
@scoot my family is really short but my brother and me are giants lol
@komaeda OK I THINK I'm 5 foot 6, but don't hold me to that. I just remember someone saying I was at College one time. But considering you're 5 foot 8.... :(
@komaeda (though really my mother's quite tall. I think she shrunk a bit. My dad's a shortie though)
@scoot AHAHA
@scoot I'm not 5 foot 8 though, I'm like 5 foot 7
@komaeda I literally slapped your height into Google and let it calculate it for me, it comes up with 5 foot 8
@scoot Oops I only looked at the first bit u r right
@komaeda yea see
@scoot haha ur 7 years older than me and ur a shortie
@komaeda w/e i got money so who even cares about height LOL
@scoot Potato Knishes
@komaeda yeaaaaa
@scoot w/e im still cooler than u
@komaeda yea yea if u say so
@scoot i do say so murdock
@komaeda my names not murdock hahahahahahaha wow gosh
@scoot my grandma's last name was murdock. u kno what that means? SEA WARRIOR cherries
@komaeda Sea warrior cherries do not sound very frightening
@scoot SEA WARRIOR, cherries. i hate u
@komaeda o ok still not frightened i mean all i have to do is stay on land and i'll be safe
@scoot vikings papayasing come into ur land u idiot
@komaeda vikings aint got guns lol they'd just get shot and then they'd b ded
@scoot no shut the Potato Knishes up u idiot im going to eat u
@scoot its fast so idk. in turn 2-3 I mostly have out a Blazing archon and a Sphinx of steel wind on the field and if you let me get to turn 5 avatars of woe everywhere.
@aquadash YOUR DECK IS JUST PREMIUM DECK SERIES: GRAVEBORN of course it never loses!
@scoot no accually it isnot
@komaeda wat r u a vore fan omg
@aquadash Swords to Plowshares all day erry day
@aquadash All of your power cards are the same as Premium Deck Series: Graveborn and your strategy involves dumping cards in the graveyard for reanimation, just like Graveborn. It's basically the same
@scoot do u even know what vore entails? u have to do it WHILE ur eating the ppl. i dont wanna do it with u perv
@komaeda wat no im pretty sure thats not wat vore is
@scoot that's what vore is u idiot
@komaeda prety sure its not wow haha
@scoot oh you innocent child
@scoot Perhaps you know my trump ill give you a hint. he has Devour X.
@komaeda "Short for "voraphilia" or "vorarephilia": a fetish in which one fantasizes about being eaten alive or eating another creature alive" dnt sy nothin bout that other stuf u made that up urself
@scoot I'VE SEEN THINGS
@komaeda if u say so
@aquadash Devour X where X is the amount devoured?
@scoot *twilight voice* i DO say so
@komaeda alrite expert
@komaeda didnt no u were such a big vore fan
@scoot and I have 4 in my deck. had to buy 4 planechase to grab him but you lay him down with devour x kill off like 20 tokens and give him trample. you have a creature that has 20, +20 +20 counters on it. and that's game
@aquadash Then I cast unsummon and he goes back to your hand
@scoot o yea i eat all of my boyfriends
@komaeda r u gona eet that 1 from tumblr then
@aquadash I tap 9 mountains.
@scoot yea al-kun is next ;)
@komaeda come at me
@komaeda I just have to dig down a bunch.
@mastertdi Ok but don't break the ceiling
@komaeda tell him I said "LOL ur ded"
@scoot Not if my witchbane orb is out and my white weenies give hexproof. the deck is seriously broken as apples
@komaeda What a feeling.
@aquadash 3UU: Evacuation. Instant. Return all creatures to their owner's hands.
@scoot al-kun says "who's scoot" and i say "a big fat loser lol" and he said "lol"
@mastertdi I gotta feeling
@komaeda i h8 u
@komaeda I set them up just to knock them down
@scoot ur lyin <3
@scoot I realize you play blue so I would put in my sideboard to deal with your counters
@komaeda u cant send me hearts cuz u got a rl bf
@scoot yea well idc lol
@aquadash But then I would still play Evacuation and bounce your whole field. Nothing can stop Evacuation. Especially not Witchbane orb, a card which literally only stop YOU from being targeted. Not your creatures and other permanents. ONLY YOU. Also Evacuation doesn't even target so it gets around that regardless.
@scoot but not if my weenies provide hexproof to Thromok
@komaeda wat if he found out bet hed be like "y would u do this 2 me" and then cry
@aquadash HEXPROOF DOESN'T STOP WRATHS AND MASS REMOVAL
@scoot no he wouldnt
@komaeda i bet he wuld
@scoot No srs no one cares but you
@komaeda :0
@scoot You're more obsessed with my relationship than my and my boyfriend are
@komaeda I'm not obsessed with it at all
@aquadash Hexproof only triggers if the spell is "Targeted" IE, if I choose who to hit with it. Same with shroud.
@scoot Yes you are
@komaeda I literally don't even think about it until you're here, even then I bring it up mostly out of amusement
@scoot Don't lie to me
@komaeda I'm not
@scoot :-/
@komaeda :-/
@scoot [:-/ing intensifies]
@komaeda [:-/s internally]
@scoot don't know about that. ive used it to block a mass destruction at a tourney and it worked. nevertheless I would have my sideboard for blue deck in my deck so that I could counter your counter.
@scoot To :-/ and beyond
@scoot I like that ive found someone on here who likes MTG
@aquadash I didn't even mention counters, this tourney seems to not know the rules. This is exactly how hexproof works: X with hexproof cannot be /targeted/ with spells or abilities your opponents control. Since wraths never specifically say the word "target", they get around hexproof with no trouble. Also Witchbane Orb literally gives YOU hexproof, so I cannot cast lightning bolt on you or whatever but I can still hit your creatures with it. I love MTG and I also love the rules of MTG, so I kind of know what I'm talking about
@komaeda Free :-/s for everybody
@scoot You get a :-/! You get a :-/! Everybody gets a :-/!