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  1. Pony Pony

    I've just ponified a blonde joke. Take that!

    Sunday, 15-Sep-13 21:46:57 UTC from web
    1. monsutaa kaado! monsutaa kaado!

      @pony oh noooo1 the blond jokes are ruinned foreeever!

      Sunday, 15-Sep-13 21:47:46 UTC from web
      1. Pony Pony

        How do you drown Derpy? Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

        Sunday, 15-Sep-13 21:55:10 UTC from web
        1. christian christian

          @pony :(

          Sunday, 15-Sep-13 21:56:41 UTC from web
        2. christian christian

          @pony DM

          Sunday, 15-Sep-13 21:57:50 UTC from web
        3. Pony Pony

          Derpy was pulling a lawyer in an air chariot to Fillydelfia. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging Derpy to play a game of intelligence with him. Derpy was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him 5 bits, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50 bits. The lawyer figured Derpy was so dumb, he could not lose, and the pegasus thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game. The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between Equestria and the nearest star?"

          Sunday, 15-Sep-13 22:11:21 UTC from web
          1. Pony Pony

            @pony Without saying a word Derpy tossed him 5 bits. The pegasus then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours pondering and scratching down notes, trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed Derpy 50 bits. The mare put the 50 bits into her coin purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is the answer?" Derpy glanced at him with a smirk on her face and tossed him a 5 bits.

            Sunday, 15-Sep-13 22:11:52 UTC from web
            1. christian christian

              @pony DM pony, ... now!

              Sunday, 15-Sep-13 22:13:26 UTC from web
            2. christian christian

              @pony replyed

              Sunday, 15-Sep-13 22:16:28 UTC from web
              1. Pony Pony

                @cajunbrony23 Please accept this in repayment for any emotional damage I may have caused. http://i.imgur.com/npCaAei.png

                Sunday, 15-Sep-13 22:18:07 UTC from web
                1. Rarity Rarity

                  @pony >gorillion

                  Sunday, 15-Sep-13 22:19:36 UTC from web
    2. Pony Pony

      @vt3c @mushi xD

      Sunday, 15-Sep-13 21:49:49 UTC from web