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@abigpony No, pirates are smart. If you don't have a gun, you're stupid.
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*Phew!* So far, so good. Hey, that's-
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@abigpony But I'm a pirate. Ninjas ain't got squat on me.
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@abigpony No way. Ninjas have to stick to their stupid honor codes. Pirates are ruthless.
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@redenchilada Ninjas have no honor codes, that's Samurai.
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@fencingblind Oh... still, pirates are better.
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@redenchilada Fighting the way ninjas did back then, sneaking around, assassinations, was considered dishonerable.
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@abigpony You're calling PIRATES wusses? Ninjas have to hide in the shadows so they don't get beaten down. Pirates sail right in like real badasses.
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@abigpony If a ninja could take you head-on, why would they need to hide?
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@abigpony Pff, pirates don't need to hide. They'll come right in, loot you, throw you into the ocean and let you die. Ninjas are cowards, end of story.
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@abigpony No, dude. It's just an excuse to hide.
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@abigpony You've got it all wrong. Pirates can walk right up to you and destroy you. If you have to hide, you're terrible at fighting. There's no other way around it.
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@abigpony A pirate worth his salt would have that little wussy armless before he could get within ten feet.
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