Notices by derps, page 74
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@renovatedkitchen oh god no religion
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@renovatedkitchen Hell is his spawnpoint dude.
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Now kids, today I'm here to tell you the story of a homeless man who tried to sell me his pants for a box of Ritz crackers. Only instead of him selling them to me he took the crackers out of my bag and put the pants in them and called it a fair trade. Let it now be known that 1 box of Ritz = 1 pair of pants.
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@minti How about we seize Carcino's account and just have him say "I'm a butt" over and over.
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News Flash: NASA sends probe to Uranus, people all around the world giggle.
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Billions and billions punched in the face
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!homestuck update
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@ceruleanspark It probably smells.
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@foxgopher Oh you!
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@mushi I forgot it
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@anarchycarcino I picked a number in my head 1-10. Guess what it is.
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@anarchycarcino Play something with me.
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I just had a good idea.
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@anarchycarcino I'm bored.
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well i'm sleeping goodnight
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I will only do acrobats. For science.
Thursday, 11-Oct-12 03:18:32 UTC from web -
@gladosenchilada SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thursday, 11-Oct-12 03:15:19 UTC from web -
@gladosenchilada IT FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN FOREVER
Thursday, 11-Oct-12 03:15:04 UTC from web -
@gladosenchilada I MISS YOU SO
Thursday, 11-Oct-12 03:14:49 UTC from web -
@anarchycarcino Then who the hell is it and why does everyone think it's you.
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From SBN sloppydrunk: So a few nights ago, I had a dream that I was riding in a lifted F350 that @derps was driving. I have no idea what @derps looks like IRL, but I knew in the dream, it was @derps. And while driving this bigass truck, @derps almost ran over a little girl on roller skates. So I made @derps pull over and get out of the truck, and I got out of the truck, and I started punching @derps in the head and face, repeatedly. @Derps was definitely not pleased and wanted me to stop, but I was all, "Sorry, @derps. I don't want to punch you in the face repeatedly, but you really need to learn not to almost run over little girls on roller skates." And I was genuinely sad as I beat @derps mercilessly, but damnit, it's just plain WRONG to almost run over girls on roller skates!
Thursday, 11-Oct-12 03:09:37 UTC from web -
@anarchycarcino hold on
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Why does my timeline keep pausing. Why is the button even there?
Thursday, 11-Oct-12 03:03:34 UTC from web -
@anarchycarcino I was asking on Sweetiebelle Network. Where did you get the roxy avatar?
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@anarchycarcino Wait whais this.
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@anarchycarcino Did he hurt your feelings
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@abigpony Thanks
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@abigpony Ponii-san
