Notices by Dranz E. Pants (dranzypants), page 5
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@abigpony There are personal limits...
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@abigpony *Nature.
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@abigpony Something don't need to come in drink form, you know? It's just a crime against naute.
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@abigpony There's something wrong with that, too.
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@abigpony 1) Found the reply button! 2) Who would make such a thing?! Demented. Sick. Wrong.
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@abigpony That one sounds sexual. *Pauses for laughter* But, yeah, I am.
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@thebrilliantspy They are just about the worst thing I've put into my body. Just, terrible stuff. The man that formulated those disgusting things must've had a vendetta against all of mankind, or was an kiwi. Or both. Either way, he should be poisoned.
Friday, 29-Jul-11 05:09:56 UTC from web -
@abigpony Dear God. It's the end of the world. The gates of Hell have opened up. The Velocirapture is upon us.
Friday, 29-Jul-11 05:01:15 UTC from web -
@thebrilliantspy Are they popcorn kind? Popcorn jellybeans are just about the worst thing man has ever crafted.
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@1greg1 Whatcha whatting about?
Thursday, 28-Jul-11 19:35:10 UTC from web -
No Rainbow Dash has been found in my room. To lick my wounds, I bought Lily Blossom and Cheerilee.
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Oh my God... where's my Rainbow Dash figure? Where could she be? I-I need that toy, man. Without it, I mean, I'm 20% less cooler. i just don't know if I can make it. We were all born to die, so why bother in the first place? I mean, I just don't. W-Where's the medicine cabinet... *Sob*
Wednesday, 27-Jul-11 20:36:02 UTC from web -
I suffer from the disease where I have the irresistible urge to grab a cop's gun. Wait, crotch. No, no gun
Tuesday, 26-Jul-11 23:46:37 UTC from web -
!utahbronies @ponygeist Dear God, no. I appreciate the offer, but I'd run the group straight into the ground.
Tuesday, 26-Jul-11 00:40:11 UTC from web -
At least Amy Winehouse went out on a high.
Monday, 25-Jul-11 06:19:24 UTC from web -
!utahbronies @circuitmane We need a new leader!
Monday, 25-Jul-11 06:16:49 UTC from web -
They tried to make me go to rehab, wish I had gone, gone, gone.
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@opario I think I missed some introduction thing. Who were you? Either way, it's sad to see a fellow Brony go for awhile.
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!utahbronies We meeting outside of Dick's because we're a bunch of dicks? I'm kidding. Y'all know I love ya. I look forward to dicking around with you all. Love, Dranz E. Pants.
Saturday, 23-Jul-11 03:56:42 UTC from web -
In a Deep Impact-like scenario, I think the best course of action is taking shelter behind Nicki Minaj's kiwi.
Friday, 22-Jul-11 23:53:31 UTC from web -
@colfax Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
Friday, 22-Jul-11 22:04:58 UTC from web -
With Dark of the Moon and Comic Con, TFW.com is going down on me more than ... well, you mom. *Pause for laughter*
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!utahbronies Let's all refrain from making jokes about DICK'S SPORTING GOODS. Get the giggles out now, please.
Friday, 22-Jul-11 16:20:10 UTC from web -
I've never been nappier.
Friday, 22-Jul-11 06:06:19 UTC from web -
What would I do for a Klondike Bar? Your mom. Run and tell that, home boy.
Friday, 22-Jul-11 06:00:27 UTC from web -
Can't tell if up this early, or up this late. http://tinyurl.com/3oahbss
Thursday, 21-Jul-11 12:20:06 UTC from web -
Garçon! Coffee!
Thursday, 21-Jul-11 10:27:52 UTC from web -
Art can take many forms. Food, anything. My art is seductive dance, and I'm about to paint my masterpiece.
Thursday, 21-Jul-11 10:23:56 UTC from web -
I'm a Dranzsexual.
