franziskavonkarma
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@frostbitepuckmessigod But... I don't know where the school is. And besides, my Daddy got banished for being a bad man... Mister? Can /you/ teach me?
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#ooc Like who?@theawesomepony
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@frostbitepuckmessigod You mean, you're not angry? Anyway... I need to train. I need to train and become a prosecutor again.
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#ooc @theawesomepony Hai!
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@frostbitepuckmessigod I was mean. I have to be punished.
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@frostbitepuckmessigod Yeah... But listen, I /want/ you to humiliate me. I deserve it for what I did to you when I was still human.
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@frostbitepuckmessigod Yes. I take it you are here to humiliate me.
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@onixus All right, but I still don't know anything. This might sound incredibly stupid, but... I need you to teach me how to move and function like everypony else does...
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@onixus Okay, I will. What next?
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@onixus But my body... I've been reduced to a filly. I can't fight...
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@onixus Okay.
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@onixus O-okay.
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@ed *Whiny:* But I wanna be a prosecutor NOW!
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@epictwo *A familiar filly runs up* Hey Geoff, what're you doing?
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@ed I guess I'm lucky to have been turned into a filly. But I seriously can't remember much in this foolish child's brain.
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@ed But I'll have to re-learn everything...
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@ed ...Yes, please.
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@ed What do you think!? I just wish I could whip you to death right now... *Sob*
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#ooc @systemdertoten There's gonna be confusion for a little while...
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@ed *A strangely familiar pony carefully trots over, crying*
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@onixus Please do... I wanna be me again. Do you think I'll remember anything I used to know?
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Wednesday, 27-Apr-11 00:09:24 UTC from web
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@onixus It's... Okay. I'm sorry I called you a witch. I can remember back in my world, we have spirit mediums: People, usually women, who can turn into dead people.
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#ooc @laetificat Punching your refridgerator will not give you milk. Nighty night!
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@onixus *Scared to tears* I'M SORRY!
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@onixus I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW!
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@onixus *spooked:* What's an Alchemist?