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  1. This NEEDS to be seen, even of you don't read # http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L_gOBfGl2A

    Thursday, 21-Mar-13 02:08:44 UTC from web
  2. Screw it I am going to sleep it off

    Tuesday, 19-Mar-13 12:23:59 UTC from web
    • GAH MY FRIGGIN HEAD!

      Tuesday, 19-Mar-13 12:17:03 UTC from web
    • "IF YOU EVER HAD TO STOP PEEING BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOUR FACE WAS ON FIRE, YOU NEED RETAPHIN!"

      Tuesday, 19-Mar-13 01:37:26 UTC from web
      • This is something that needs to be seen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Gu1xf58UI

        Tuesday, 19-Mar-13 01:31:56 UTC from web
      • "So, what are you waiting for?" "The bus.." "No, you're not!" "Yes I am." "Then why aren't you wearing any pants?" "...dang you're good."

        Tuesday, 19-Mar-13 01:27:08 UTC from web
        • well im out

          Sunday, 17-Mar-13 20:24:49 UTC from web
        • @snowcone Aye I write slice of life stories with some drama in them

          Sunday, 17-Mar-13 20:23:29 UTC from web
        • “Then why…why do you reek of…” At this point, Twilight couldn’t compose herself. “Why do you reek of sex and her scent?!?!” She bellowed at him, a power in her voice she did not know she was capable of. Her eyes began to glow purple. Shadow knew this was bad. “TWILIGHT! CALM DOWN! YOU’RE GONNA BLOW THIS PLACE TO HELL!” Shadow bellowed back, trying to snap her out of it. “Calm down?! Calm down?!? How can I calm down when you reek of one of my best friends! I’m the mother of your children! Your wife, who you promised you would never, ever sleep with any mare else! Me, who gave it all up for you!” At this point, Spike and Star were outside of the open door, witnessing the spectacle. Shadow had to end this quick, or else they were all in very lethal danger. The last time something like this happened, Twilight blew a building to shreds. As if in slow motion, Spike, Star, and Shadow all saw one very slow, very real movement.

          Sunday, 17-Mar-13 20:17:47 UTC from web
          • Looking at the luminous clock on the wall, he realized now that hours had passed, and he’d skipped lunch and supper. Swallowing hard, he answered the door, and saw the worst sight he’d seen in months.Twilight was at the door, watery-eyed and biting on her lower lip, a habit she only had when she was on the verge of tears. “Twilight what’s wrong? Are the kids alright? How about the twins?” Shadow asked her. It absolutely broke his heart to see Twilight in such a state. “They’re fine, Shadow. But I think we need to talk.”Just then, it hit him. She must have figured it out hours ago and was killing herself over confronting him, for fear of what may be confirmed. And here she was, mane all over the place. “Twilight, please…” “Shadow. Answer me truthfully. Did you cheat on me with Rarity?” “What…no…At least, I don’t think I did.”

            Sunday, 17-Mar-13 20:17:04 UTC from web
            • Just got a Lyra figurine. Calling her Harpbutt.

              Sunday, 17-Mar-13 01:48:25 UTC from web
            • And then I turned 15. Whooo.

              Saturday, 16-Mar-13 05:37:24 UTC from web
            • I've wanted to post this here on my birthday for I don't know how long. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpjmATbb0h8

              Saturday, 16-Mar-13 05:46:54 UTC from web
              • And then tomorrow's my birthday:3

                Saturday, 16-Mar-13 03:21:41 UTC from web
              • ok, time to sleeo before i say more dumb stuff. bye bey!

                Friday, 15-Mar-13 01:52:42 UTC from web
              • Hi everyponeh

                Friday, 15-Mar-13 01:53:19 UTC from web
                • Well I am off for the night everypony

                  Thursday, 14-Mar-13 07:12:49 UTC from web
                  • You know what grinds my gears when parents get Twitter and tumblr accounts just because they watch there kids like the old man across the street watches me

                    Thursday, 14-Mar-13 06:36:06 UTC from web
                  • @pony *sits on your head *

                    Thursday, 14-Mar-13 07:03:22 UTC from web
                    • Hi everypony Hi @pony Hi @celestialmoonlight

                      Thursday, 14-Mar-13 06:24:08 UTC from web
                    • Hello! :3

                      Thursday, 14-Mar-13 05:55:09 UTC from web
                    • Applebloom just smirked, looking at Sweetie Belle "Well shoot Sweetie, do ya think that Star is gonna ask tha' big question?" Applebloom asked, causing the other two to look at her "Do ya think that Star is gonna ask ya to marry em’?" at that statement Sweetie Belle zoned out, like she did not have worry or a care in the world, fantasizing about how he’d ask. Both Scootaloo and Applebloom turned to each other before looking back at Sweetie Belle. Applebloom began to wave her hooves in Sweetie Belle's face after a few seconds of waiting for her to escape her trance "Hello? Sweetie Belle come on snap out of it would ya?"

                      Thursday, 14-Mar-13 06:25:35 UTC from web
                    • Wow, I've been checking out my old comments here. I never did finish Earthbound. Sorry, past self.

                      Thursday, 14-Mar-13 02:42:18 UTC from web
                      • "Cardinal Dolan, a first-person witness and participant in the proceedings of the Conclave" >Cardinal Dolan >Dolan

                        Thursday, 14-Mar-13 02:29:26 UTC from web
                      • It's good to see some familiar faces.

                        Thursday, 14-Mar-13 02:23:59 UTC from web
                      • @snowcone Still love you though <3

                        Wednesday, 13-Mar-13 18:55:24 UTC from web
                      • @senorbubbles @firestar95 Wait, y'all are in class? Shame be upon you. Lol, but seriously, why are you doing this instead of class?

                        Wednesday, 13-Mar-13 18:55:27 UTC from web
                      • @firestar95 You're still in school loser xp

                        Wednesday, 13-Mar-13 18:50:13 UTC from web
                        • I is going off the RDN now be back later

                          Wednesday, 13-Mar-13 10:42:10 UTC from web
                          • @diamonddragon Fusaro YAY

                            Wednesday, 13-Mar-13 10:38:04 UTC from web