Notices by What do you care (grimauxiliatrix), page 14
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I Am Being Creative And Funny. Praise Me!
Sunday, 30-Oct-11 07:01:49 UTC from web -
@carcino I Might. I'd Probably Have To Make A New One. The Last Homestuck RP I Did Was Almost A Year Ago.
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@carcino Hello Son.
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"For Months, The Goddess Raged Through The Country Side, The Fear Of The Masses Becoming A Terror In And Of It's Self." - Fyre-Flye 12:23 - This Passage Describes What Has Come To Be Know As The Year Of The Banana.
Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:58:32 UTC from web -
@pengawill That She Does.
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@starbuck23 I Might Use That If It Has An Okay PM System.
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@pengawill You Can't Tell Me That If You Were Drinking Blood You Wouldn't Suck Just A Little.
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@starbuck23 dole. That's Exactly Like MySpace.
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@starbuck23 What's It Called?
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@pengawill But Zombies Don't Suck.
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@pengawill No, Zombies Bite. Vampires Suck.
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@pengawill We're Not Allowed Doors At The Asylum.
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@pengawill Most Of Us Eat Babies And Murder Hookers.
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@jinny That's The Part You Notice? Not Atlantfish? I Worked For, Like, Five Minutes To Come Up With That.
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@jinny Who Says Dragons Can't Write Holy Books?
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"For Their Crimes Against The Sun, The Ponies Of Atlantfish Would Never Again See It's Beauty. The Princess Smote Their Beautiful Metropolis From The Face Of Equestria Into The Sea, Transforming The City's Inhabitants Into The Sea Ponies." -Bonewing 3:42- This Passage Describes The Destruction Of The Lost City Of Atlantfish.
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What Do You Ponies Think Of My Celestial Tome Passages? Authentic Enough?
Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:30:29 UTC from web -
@fluttershy321 I'm Not Sure. I've Said It A Couple Of Times And Everything. I Don't Think Karkat Calls Anyone Else Mother.
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@fluttershy321 No murdock.
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"'If The Ponies Of This Land Should Learn Anything From This Slaughter, It Is Humility And An Appreciation For The Abuse Of Power.' The Words Of The Moon Goddess Did Little To Comfort The Dying Rebellion, The Wrath Of The Sun Falling Across Their Fragile Forms." -Arcaneus 36:14- This Is The First Time The Princess Luna Shows Any Form Of Resentment Towards Her Elder Sister.
Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:27:38 UTC from web -
"The Nightmare Is Like A Plague, Coursing Across Equestria Like Horrible Disease, Moving From Pony To Pony, Accentuating Hate And Malevolence." -Nocturne 26:42 - This Is Possibly The Most Controversial Passage In The Book Of Nocturne, Describing The Nightmare As An Epidemic Rather Than The Emotion Of The Princess Luna That Is Generally Accepted.
Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:18:47 UTC from web -
"As The Pegasus Flies And The Unicorn Magiks, The Earth Pony Serves. They Are The Dirt Beneath Our Hooves, The Fertilizer Of Our Gardens. The Earth Pony Is Life's Natural Servant." -Celestuim 4:17- . This Passage Is Generally Left Out Of Modern Sermons, But I Feel It Deserves Mention.
Sunday, 30-Oct-11 06:12:07 UTC from web -
@jinny Fyre-Flye 16:34
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@jinny "Our Lady, Voice Of The Sun, Spliting Mountains With The Force Of Her Laughter, Echoing The Horrible Screams Of The Burning Village."
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I Think I Will Read You All Passages From The Holy Tome Of The Goddess Princess All Night Long.
Sunday, 30-Oct-11 05:59:23 UTC from web -
@jinny I'm Just Reading From The Holy Tome Of The Goddess Princess. That's About Some Unicorn That Was Angry About Plants Or Some bananas.
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@fluttershy321 And Then Celestia Turned Towards Her Angry Subject And Thus Spake She: "Stfu." And Then She Hit His dole With A Bolt Of Lightning.
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@pinhooves Same Thing.
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@pinhooves Pass On Racing Games. Not Really My Thing.
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@jinny Well I Did.