@honeywing
All over Equestria
http://equestria.electronook.com/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=127Royal Courier for the palace at Canterlot, usually out and about on diplomatic missions all over the place, or hanging out around the town between dispatches. Essentially, I'm a glorified mail-pony, but I love the job since it lets me talk to all sorts of folks and help them settle their problems.
More details...Notices by Honeywing (honeywing), page 2
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@spike You know what? I give. @darkcore Good luck. @moonprincess I'd draft a pardon if I were you.
Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 20:03:35 UTC from web -
@spike And assuming all of that goes off without a hitch, she's still a VERY talented pony, and may just try to deal with him herself. And even if it actually does work in the short run, what happens when she finds out later? Plus, anything that he'd be robbing from the library is property of either Ponyville or the Palace, so even having a whiff of a robber in there will have the town crawling with Royal Guards faster than you can say "Luna", which is saying something. *takes another breath*
Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 19:59:40 UTC from web -
*takes a deep breath*
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@spike For starters, even if we redye his pelt, mane, and tail, there's a chance she'll use a dousing spell. If that fails, she's still the Princess's student, and if she personally doesn't have a spell capable of dealing with him, the Princess does. Third, if she calls the guards instead of relying on a relative stranger, there goes the whole plan...
Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 19:55:51 UTC from web -
@spike the short list or the long one?
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@spike on second thought, now that you put the plan like that, I'm not sure it's such a good idea...
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@moonprincess You could have Valiant do it. Sounds right up his alley.
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@fialvert Could be worse. Could start counting in the other ponies I've heard crushing on Big Macintosh. Then it becomes a love-buckminsterfullerene.
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@darkcore Uh-huh. And I'm just pointing it out for if you DO.
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@darkcore You know, I may be a courier, but I can still find a cloud and make it rain on you.
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@spike Don't forget Fillydelphia
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@fialvert Marry yourself..?
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard @carrottop Glad I could help! I'll go let the boss know to be expecting you guys to work out the details. I'd volunteer, but I think they're sending me to Trottingham for my next mission, and I'd have to be some kind of foal to pass on that!
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@carrottop Well, if we could figure out a way to keep the food from losing heat or getting too soggy, too dry, or whatnot, you could always have one of us make the deliveries.
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard @carrottop Uh...I...may have a suggestion. We may take a few hours to get from place to place, but I'm sure the Courier corps can offer SOMETHING
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard That actually makes me feel better about being here...Minus the concussion, of course. @darkcore Right, right...calm.
Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 18:16:49 UTC from web -
*looking around with a blush creeping up his face* I...why am I only now noticing how many important ponies are within wing-over distance of me..?
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard Just remind him of his name, that usually gets him to ease up and go defensive of his #evil ways.
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@darkcore Ah, Mr. Valiant! Nice to see you again. @frostbitepuckroyalguard #brohoof I know, I'm quite happy with my job!
Wednesday, 13-Apr-11 17:45:05 UTC from web -
@frostbitepuckroyalguard *draws himself up proudly* Thanks! You guys do an awesome job too. Actually, this is as close to royalty as I usually get.
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@frostbitepuckroyalguard One day off a year? See, this is why I'm glad I'm in the Couriers and not the Guards. Though the armor is awesome.
