Replies to lordt, page 4
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@pachipie Really? THAT one? *sniff sniff* Hey, you're ri-
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@pachipie Oh. What about this one?
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@pachipie Asian joke. The Kia Rio gets 40+ mpg no matter what you are using it for. You can get a new car for under $10k... and they are *so* cute. Tiawan has those Weather Girls and NMA.tv (with recently a nod with decency to the FIM fans). The Latinos nuked the UK, then the Germans started pushing the Russians back and curbed our notions of superiority, so we nuked their friends' moms' houses, which were made of Tsunami-proof paper. We started literally spamming our allies (to help them like we help the poor people without medicine by giving them disease-ridden blankets even in the tropics). So, the honorable Asian Islanders turn over control of the government but take back the design of the machine. They give us crotch rockets and microchips and humble us with our speaking without being spoken to. They work all of this out online with anonymity and crazy glyphs, and they give you Anime and 4chan, so that you can figure it out All By Myself! Pushing little children with their fully a
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@pachipie I'm neither, but it's better than letting me get the rocket launcher. Unless it's the Gauss cannon warthog.
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@pachipie I don't think I've ever had that problem. Especially since I'm not good at driving warthogs while awake. They usually stick me in the turret.
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@pachipie Haha nice.
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@pachipie Why'd you pass out?
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@pachipie I didn't say the party had to be today!
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@pachipie Oh hay, that's good to hear.
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@pachipie Congratulations! You know what this calls for? A PARTY!
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@pachipie Yay! How's it going?
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@pachipie Don't stop talking or it will be all like, "Derp. Derp. Derps derpily derped..." I have to go and be a squeaky toy in a mushy mud bath for a bit. Do *not* seek the fortune. The derpt must be aptly contained.
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@pachipie Gummy loves you.
