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  1. @boris oh there were some people likely somewhere on the spectrum, not that many in officer school where you had to be a bit more sharp in general, then there were people who you wanted to be extra careful with in exercises with live ammo, not because of ill intentions but people who are careless and error prone

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 21:39:50 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  2. @augustus @nerthos My First Execution by Fisher Price

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 21:32:11 UTC from shitposter.club
  3. @reality @simsa01 most of the creeds I see posted are pro-flattening of the curve, instead of reasonably supporting the curve as needed to make humanity a embarrassment to any aliens that would be friends. you need merit to achieve anything. merit is a great thing that should be rewarded IF LEGITIMATE.

    e.g. the stereotypical "white cishet male" slam feels like someone is watering a plant with a firehose, if you're an uninitiated member of that group.

    stories of people not hired for being white, which while probably exaggerated, are along the same lines of cultural (e.g. political) "fit" at tech companies, which are in control of the vast majority of the current propaganda machine. make it feel strongly like a Borg hivemind memeplex - lower your cultures and surrender your borders, resistance is futile

    all existence is futile, but I'm going to side with the non-hiveminds because I am not a hiveminder.

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 21:29:53 UTC from shitposter.club
  4. @augustus I'm Jihadi John, and this is my cell. I work here with my old man and my son, Mohammad.. Everybody in here has a story and a punishment. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 21:18:22 UTC from shitposter.club
  5. sergeant shpuld, cofe company

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 21:09:27 UTC from freezepeach.xyz
  6. seems like ISIS focuses a lot more on getting an academy award for the shooting of their executions rather than, you know, jihad.

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 21:00:44 UTC from shitposter.club
  7. @hakui @rw @augustus @somercet @aninouto the winter boots were quite heavy tbh, could probably use them as a blunt weapon, was nice to not have your feet freeze even when spending all day outside in cold temps, the regular rubber boots weren't heavy enough to make anything shake, your feet would just flop slide around in them, very uncomfortable.

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 21:02:21 UTC from shitposter.club
  8. @safebot tfw not getting your burgers wrapped in panties

    why do I even bother going to hesburger???

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 21:03:23 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  9. @roka @augustus @zemichi https://bananaposter.club/attachment/411218

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 20:36:07 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  10. How would ninja auditions go? If you're going for a franchise, it's cheaper.

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 20:10:04 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com in context
  11. Condescending Online Man

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 20:06:19 UTC from shitposter.club
  12. if you say that in front of a mirror 3 times, penny will appear and yell at you

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 20:07:12 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  13. @dolus @lambadalambda @cyberpotato BURY YOUR DICK SO FAR INTO HIS PEDESTAL THAT WHOEVER CAN PULL IT OUT WILL BE NAMED "THE HERO OF TIME"

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 19:35:00 UTC from gs.smuglo.li in context
  14. @roka Mebbe he's moved onto collecting the trannyforce, which is like the triforce but more special.

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 19:49:43 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  15. @boris @why https://bananaposter.club/attachment/492239

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 18:32:39 UTC from shitposter.club
  16. @rw i totally understand this website which is not the same as its current and/or past userbase which I will now erroneously analyze as a whole entity because my brain can't handle levels of detail beyond the top-level organization

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 18:17:09 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  17. @rw that's batcaveing awful, couldn't they be more inclusive towards homeless people???

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 17:58:14 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  18. "Totalitarianism is not only hell, but also the dream of paradise — the age-old dream of a world where everybody would live in harmony, united by a single common will and faith, without secrets from one another.... If totalitarianism did not exploit these archetypes, which are deep inside us all and rooted deep in all religions, it could never attract so many people, especially during the early phases of its existence. Once the dream of paradise starts to turn into reality, however, here and there people begin to crop up who stand in its way, and so the rulers of paradise must build a little gulag on the side of Eden. In the course of time this gulag grows ever bigger and more perfect, while the adjoining paradise gets ever smaller and poorer."
    - Milan Kundera, "The Book of Laughter and Forgetting"

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 17:50:26 UTC from socially.constructed.space
  19. # # https://mangoposter.club/attachment/492161

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 17:38:16 UTC from shitposter.club
  20. How to get $10,000 in four easy steps:
    1. Write a note that says "Give me $10,000 or I will kill everyone in this building. Don't alert anyone either."
    2. Go into a bank and hand the note to a teller.
    3. Wait until they give you $10,000.
    4. Walk out of the bank. Easy!

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 17:31:18 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
  21. # # https://batcaveposter.club/attachment/347256

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 17:23:36 UTC from shitposter.club
  22. Do you want to disappear forever

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 16:30:05 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
  23. TV turns on. Mind turns off.

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 16:38:49 UTC from everybodys.freeball.in
  24. i should get into the pony porn business

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 16:06:47 UTC from web
  25. @roka @hakui @nerthos *squish squish squish squish squash squish squish* ha! *squash squash squish squish*

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 15:47:35 UTC from gs.smuglo.li in context
  26. Internet is out at work lol it feels like a public school half day

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 15:42:40 UTC from shitposter.club
  27. Like everyone is wandering aimlessly and there's stuff that could be done without internet but we're so reliant. It's awesome.

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 15:43:19 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  28. @nerthos @why reminds me of a joke
    so there's a rabbi, a rabbi and a rabbi.
    they go to a shower

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 15:37:05 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  29. Help! I'm a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body!
    -- Bisexuality, 101

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 02:10:02 UTC from social.heldscal.la
  30. @roka @nerthos wii is the only home console I've ever owned, got one to play mario kart in the evenings with mates during military service

    consoles in general are p trash when you can do much more (like play older good pc/emulated games) with a beefier pc

    Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 12:09:49 UTC from shitposter.club in context