@pawnheart
Salford, UK
Used to live in Glasgow. Now I am here. I play Guitar. Yay, woohoo, you rock etc. I think too much about things, drink too much coffee, socialise too little, and hate labels. except on bottles. I love picking those. Oh, and I am the Duke of Kiddermarester, and extremely rich!
Lick my decals off, brony. My only other significant net presence: http://rateyourmusic.com. RhymeDragWithDrag at your service.
Oh, by the way, MLP:FiM and Earth, Wind and Fire? Best combination ever!
Notices by Barton Flank (pawnheart), page 8
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@scoot Speaking of which: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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@mastertdi You haven't spun yet.
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@scoot Guess that puts you in a unique situ-... ah, forget it. Same here really!
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@mastertdi Good game, good game. Your turn to deal.
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@pawnheart Ship's Mate.
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@mastertdi Battleship to rook eight.
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@scoot Hows it hanging, McFly?
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@mastertdi Go fish.
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@scoot Morning!
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@rotation For the time being: going back up in September.
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@pawnheart Grammar takes pawn.
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@mastertdi Pawn to grammar four.
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@rotation Morning, sire! S'up?
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@mastertdi at least mine was grammatical. It wasn't as funny... but still. Grammar beats scissors.
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@rotation and if the RSPCA have anything to say... I'll just llama a**e off.
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@mastertdi Yeah?! Well ... countries are... usually found... incontinence.
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@mastertdi I only relieve myself when I've finally had Onuf... 's nucleus. [I don't know what the hay half this stuff entails, by the way]
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@mastertdi I'd tell you straight, but... detrusor hard to handle.
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@mastertdi [furiously trawls 'urination' on wikipedia]
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@mastertdi I'm bladder could amuse you.
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@mastertdi and if it doesn't come back at you, urine luck.
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@mastertdi Push the envelope through the letterbox of progress.
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@mastertdi It afflicts more than 11 people every year. How can you face another day when your elbows are laughing at you? A donation of just £5 a month will have a victim laughing all the way to the bank #MaketheChange.
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@pawnheart What the hell does that mean?
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@mastertdi I ran out some time ago, but the symptoms are still there.
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Hey, what's up? I was only testing yo mangoes, mangoes. #grocerywoes
Saturday, 29-Jun-13 09:57:08 UTC from web -
@pawnheart (NOTE: that really was NOT intended to sound... euphemistic.)
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@mastertdi I milk the cow while you floggin' the horse.
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@mastertdi I appreciate it
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@mastertdi You're a toastie maker, mangoes / more a good idea than anything.
